With my apologies to the mighty legendary Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band I give you "Striking in the UK" #ToriesOut208 #AltLyricsParodyCrew #GeneralStrikeNow #GeneralElectionNow #FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs #SupportTheStrikes ✊🤘🎸
Worn down by a Tory government
They’ve filled our rivers and our seas with excrement
Came for your rights but that wasn’t enough
Made up total b*llocks about levelling up now
Striking in the UK, need a strike to save the UK
Need a strike to save the UK, Striking in the UK now
Got embroiled in a tax scam
While the nation’s going down the pan
Johnson off to a foreign land
Don’t be fooled he doesn’t give a damn
Striking in the UK, need a strike to save our UK
Striking in the UK, need a strike to save our UK
In the Commons fine dinery
We need a pay rise they say “don’t ask me”
Went to see the Union Man
He said “well don’t you understand”
Now the workers for the NHS
Striking ‘cause it’s in a mess
Tories still here, workers in distress

Hancock had a woman he had no qualms
Until we got a picture of her in his arms now
Living in the shadow of their f*ckery
Every day and week there’s more of their Tyranny
It’s 13 years we can’t take no more
Take to the streets let’s show them the score
Striking in the UK, need a Strike to save the UK
Striking in the UK, We need a general strike to save the UK now yeah
Striking in the UK, Striking to save the UK
Striking in the UK, We need a general strike to save the UK now yeah

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More from @gemmagould

Feb 1
Teachers on Strike a 🧵
Three years ago you stood on your doorsteps clapping for the key workers, they included teachers.
The schools remained opened the whole way through the pandemic. They taught your children in spite of what was going on in the world. /1
They did their best to keep them calm in a frightening time for all. Often juggling teaching your children while having their own loved ones off ill. These same teachers are suffering fatigue and mental exhaustion. /2
Now those key workers are on strike and being vilified by the government and the press. They’re striking for fair pay they’re striking for your children’s welfare and safety and they’re striking to save the education system. /3
Read 14 tweets
Jan 27
It's that time again when I break my own notifications to bring you this week's circle of beautiful beings. If you want the #ToriesOut204 why not gives these guys a follow. If you aren't here you are still valued. 🥰❤️🫶#SpreadTheLove
Circle 1
@JLFphoto - Mr Technic
@AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
@BlokeOnWheels - Mr Pink Wig
@LGalloway77 - Little Whisky (she ONE of da best)
@theGrit_music - King/Dr Dapple/Mr Quaver/Mr Crotchet
@TheMeldrew
@griff_sly_fox
@dave43law - Fluffy/The Godfather
Read 5 tweets
Jan 25
So I've had an idea. It might seem radical but go with it. We have OFCOM, OFWAT & OFSTED - regulatory bodies for communications, energy companies & education. Now it struck me we don't have a regulatory body for political parties. With that in mind I propose the following...
OfGov - for whoever is in power at the time. Subject to spot inspections of finances, working environment and productivity, whether it's good value for money, overseeing any complaints made against them etc...
OfCON - Regulatory body overseeing Tories finances, behaviour, working environment, productivity, investigate any complaints made against them. Are they doing the job they are paid to do etc ... (they're really not btw)
Read 4 tweets
Jan 23
I’ve never done a hard day’s work no stress
I got my job from having friends in high places
and I am proud of my address
in a high class town, no working class faces
But every day’s like
Champagne, Caviar, drinking in the commons
coked up, pissed up no seat belt on the car runs
We don’t care
We’re just living our grifting life
Read 11 tweets
Jan 20
Here it is this week's Circle prepare yourself for your notifications to go off! Just feast your eyes on these luscious beings 🥰. I am so blessed. As always if you aren't here you are still valued this is a brief snapshot in time. Just know The Duchess appreciates you all ❤️🫶✊ Image
Circle 1
@theGrit_music aka King/Mr Quaver/Dr Dapple/Mr Crotchet
@JLFphoto aka Mr Technic
@barrett38337513
@AlexSpindlow aka Dr Spendlove
@LGalloway77 aka Little Whisky (she one of da best)
@PodmanG
@BlokeOnWheels aka Mr Pink Wig
@dave43law aka Fluffy/The Godfather
Read 5 tweets
Jan 17
Ok folks I know when you have seen Grease you think the song is Beauty School Dropout, well I hate to break it to you but it's actually School Teacher Dropout #ToriesOut194
#FcktheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs
#GeneralElectionNow
Your Story wont end well
You Tory Ne’er do well
You may well even end up in the dock
Your seat not looking safe now
Your career’s down the pan now
Basically everyone knows you’re a c*ck
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
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