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🌔 This is a wip that I'll probably never finish so... have a nice read!
Imagine an AU where the Calamities are four formidable pirates. Xie Lian on the other hand is a hermit sailor, who used to be in service of the royal fleet.
Nowadays he's making a living by fishing by his little coast where no other ships venture, because there rarely is anything worth mentioning to catch.
Yet one day a certain ship still ventures near this coast - a ship lighting it's path with lanterns.
It's the ship of the Green Pirate Qi Rong. This man is known far and wide across the coast as a royal pain in the ass. He would very much like to gain the title of a pirate king, however none but his own crew ever deemed him equal to the other three kings,
CW: DARK!MURDERER!HC, dead dove, dubcon… or maybe noncon(?).. I'm testing waters.
Where Xie Lian is an aspiring student of psychology, truly a talented gem – diligent and hardworking, and were his parents still alive,
they would surely be proud.
Yet, diligence and hard work are often not enough to carry his ambition.
It so happened that one day his tutor Jun Wu took him aside to speak with him. And while usually Xie Lian would only hear praise from him, this time Jun Wu’s look was stern.
“Xie Lian, you’re an outstanding student. But so are many others,” Jun Wu told him. “If you want to earn your degree, you’ll have to write an exceptional paper.”
That was… somewhat discouraging. But not to worry! Xie Lian promised his tutor that he wouldn’t disappoint.
Modern AU where Hua Cheng is an art student and he works a side job of designing sex toys.
Then Xie Lian, who is secretly pining after Hua Cheng but he's too afraid of rejection to say anything — that's not to say that he doesn't have fantasies tho!
Not that he ever has a chance with San Lang. His friend already mentioned having a special, noble, gracious someone...
Not to mention that even if he didn't, surely he would want someone... better... and perhaps someone more... experienced, and not an old virgin like Xie Lian..
This is exactly the thought that goes through when he finds himself nervously wandering into a nearby sex shop and leaving in a hurry with a box hiding a silver butterfly-pattern dildo hidden underneath his coat.
Thinking of a modern AU where Xie Lian's parents dies in a car accident, and for a long time he had been blaming himself because he was there too and he got out with only a scar on his pelvic area where a piece of shattered glass stabbed him.
But eventually with the help of his therapist he's able to free himself from the shackles of guilt and decides to turn page by covering the scar with a tattoo.
It's quite conveniant that around that time a new tattoo shop opens just across the street of his flowershop.
The tattoo artist even visited his shop a few times, although he was usually just looking around — Feng Xin and Mu Qing found that highly suspicious.
Now there's just one thing giving him trouble — he's actually quite terrified of needles, but he doesn't tell that to the tattoo