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Feb 4 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
me: I'm unable to stop making jokes

doctor: you can't be serious

me: that's right
we like a nice dad joke between making fun of elon musk, don't we folks
doctor: I don't understand

me: I just keep trying to be funny

doctor: you're kidding

me: usually yeah
no YOU watched the naked gun a lot as a kid

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