It's no secret that Sakusa and Atsumu are pining for each other, but MSBY decide to take matters into their own hands when their longing stares and lingering touches become so embarrassingly cringe that it distracts players during practice.
With Operation Matchmaking finally a go, they start off small.
"Does anyone want a coupon to that new sport store?" Hinata asks casually, like he hadn't spent two weeks carefully placing ads for the store in both Atsumu and Sakusa’s mailboxes just to trigger their curiosity.
"Yes, I saw they're having a sale on a show brand I wanted to buy," Sakusa says, toeing his own shoes.
"And I need new kneepads! I can't find mine anywhere."
Hinata makes a sympathetic sound, stuffing Atsumu’s kneepads deeper in his bag.
"Great! Let's go now," Hinata smiles.
As they exit the gym, Hinata gives the fakest sigh of his life and turns to them apologetically.
"Aw, I just remembered that I don't actually need anything."
Sakusa squints and Atsumu frowns, suspicious. Hinata pushes them both out the door.
"Hope you guys have fun!"
Everyone on the team tries something along these lines, whether it's forcing them to pair up for drills, or mentioning "how shredded Atsumu's looked lately!" when Sakusa is in ear range (Inunaki almost vomits after saying this).
But no matter what they try, every plan fails.
Bokuto bails on them last minute after inviting them to a romantic movie, but sits behind their seats in the theater, seeting in frustration when all they do is whisper about how dumb the plot is instead of feeling any kind of romance in the air.
Meian goes as far to slip a bouquet of flowers (black and yellow for MSBY) in Kiyoomi’s locker with Atsumu's name on the card, but even this fails when Kiyoomi takes one look at them and tells Atsumu, "You know black roses and yellow carnation symbolize death and disdain, right?"
Even worse, Sakusa and Atsumu’s pining had increased exponentially since MSBY started trying to set them up.
The quick glances and touches had escalated into full on bedroom eyes and aggressively suggestive trash talk.
"Your ass is mine! I'm gonna pound it hard, Miya!"
The team collectively shuddered. Although it was only borderline sexual, no one needed that kind of imagery on their mind during a practice match.
"Oh yeah? Well I'll knock you up, Omi-kun!"
"The correct phrase," Inunaki says, tears in his eyes. "Is knock you out. /Out/."
Finally, having reached their wits end, the team resorts to the last desperate measure left in their arsenal.
They lock Sakusa and Atsumu in the storage closet together.
"What the hell? Open the door!" Atsumu pounds on the closet door as Bokuto moves a heavy table on the other side, barricading then in.
"Sorry guys," he says without sounding sorry at all. "But the mutual pining is getting really old! You're stuck here until someone confesses."
"How annoying," Sakusa sighs once Bokuto's footsteps have faded. He sneers at their dusty surroundings. "They couldn't have locked us in a place that was a little more hygienic?"
Atsumu huffs out a laugh. He reaches for Sakusa and pulls him in by the hips, smirking.
"This matchmaking might be getting out of hand," he murmurs, lowering his head into the crook of Sakusa’s neck. Sakusa hums and lifts a hand to card through Atsumu’s hair.
"So, is it finally time to confess to them that we've actually been dating for months?"
Sakusa snorts. "Nah. Let's torture them for a couple more days. I wanna see if we can make Inunaki cry for real."
Atsumu presses a kiss to his jawline. "You're scary, Omi."
"You wouldn't have me any other way," Sakusa says, assured, and tangles their fingers together.
posting all my skts week stuff many days late and also out of order 😩 this is what happens when u don't plan beforehand LMFAO
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Aran is abruptly woken by his phone ringing. He answers, still half-asleep.
"Hello?"
"Aran-kun," Atsumu's panicked voice says. "When I'm with Omi-kun my hands get sweaty and my chest feels tight. I think I like him. What do I do?"
Aran checks the time on his phone.
3:09am
Aran tugs the blanket over his head, groaning, and represses the urge to throw himself off the bed.
"This might blow your mind, but I'm not your therapist. I wasn't even your captain." Aran rubs his eyes. "Can't you go bother Osamu?"
"No, I can't! 'Samu will laugh at me."
"Suna?"
"He'll tell 'Samu. And I can't ask Kita for advice--telling your old crush about your new crush is just weird. And I don't trust any of my teammates with a secret this big! Some of them are very dumb!"
Aran knew a thing or two about dumb teammates himself.
mind reader sakuatsu au except it's already established relationship
atsumu's telepathy leads him to discover that his stoic, hardly ever shows affection, apathetic boyfriend is actually thinking lovey dovey thoughts about him 24/7
oh, atsumu thinks, smirking. how INTERESTING.
atsumu will just be taking a breather during practice, quietly sitting next to sakusa, when he's hit with an endless stream of how much sakusa wants to kiss him, how breathtaking atsumu has looked all day and how sakusa can barely hit a toss when he can only look at atsumu
atsumu turns to sakusa expecting to see a little hint of what he's thinking in his face, but his scowl and slightly disdainful expression is the same as always.
atsumu continues to sit silently, holding back a smile because honestly? the whole thing makes him downright giddy.
if atsumu had a fanclub in high school, i can imagine it probably grew even bigger when he signed with msby straight out of his 3rd year. and it would be SO FUNNY if there was an atsumu fanclub at kiyoomi’s university since his school must have been big on volleyball
like imagine kiyoomi’s just trying to walk to class but blocking his way is a huge crowd of people salivating over his boyfriend’s new selfie on instagram
kiyoomi text atsumu "even when ur not here u still manage to annoy me" and atsumu thinks "aww he must miss me so much :)"
kiyoomi's classmates ask him what atsumu is like after they find out their high school teams played each other and kiyoomi just grits his teeth and hisses “annoying” (he and atsumu are deeply in love)
The MSBY Black Jakals hold an annual fundraiser to build connections with fans. In the past, they'd done events like a dance performance, cook-off, and even a fashion show. But this year, with so many new faces, they had to go big.
It was Hinata’s idea to do a host club.
As the event began rolling, it was obvious that each player was popular for different reasons. Bokuto's fun, bubbly energy attracted many kids and younger adults. Hinata’s fans were interested in his global travels and sunny magnetism. Meian's fans just seemed horny, honestly.
Atsumu's popularity was to be expected because of his good looks, but everyone on the team was left with wide eyes as the largest crowd of fans gathered at Sakusa’s table.
And from the way Atsumu wouldn't stop glaring Sakusa’s way, he didn't like sharing the spotlight.
Nurse Sakusa Kiyoomi is the newest hire on the MSBY pediatric med surg unit.
After four soul-crushing years in nursing school, Kiyoomi felt more than prepared for sick and dying patients, even if they were children.
But no one told him his coworkers would be children too.
Bokuto Kotarou is the oldest nurse on the floor, but you'd never know it by looking at him. He writes morning report in crayon and constantly plays pop songs at the nurse's station. One time Kiyoomi saw him stuff the nutrition room's entire stash of hot choclate in his pocket.
Hinata Shoyo scares Kiyoomi, quite honestly. He can do med passes for five patients in under an hour without a sip of coffee. But he's way too loud at 6am and spends an unnerving amount of time in the bathroom on his breaks. And he always forgets a flush and asks Kiyoomi for his.