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Feb 10 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
Longtime followers know I unironically genuinely LOVE the #FastAndFurious movies AND NOW JASON MOMOA IS IN IT???

Take all of my money! 💵
Dom made two helicopters crash into each other WITH HIS CAR 👀 🔥

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Image
JASON!!!!!! Image
Longtime followers also know @StickQondi and @JasonLovesQondi got married in Italy while he was filming #Fast10 👰🏿‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️
Just check out Season 7 of #TheAffair for #Fast10 behind the scenes DRAMA involving a hot villainous ex, a sweet new coupling, a road trip to Atlanta, a heart wrenching break up and an impromptu Italian wedding!

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Feb 13
Another week of “What does Kamala do?” articles, viral tweets and cable news misinformation

@VP Harris last week 🧵🧾

Monday

At a roundtable addressing root causes of migration from Central America, she announces $950m in private sector investment

A total of $4.2b in ~2 years ImageImage
Tuesday

@VP attends the #StateOfTheUnion

POTUS calls out her work on reducing barriers for small businesses to succeed

He mentions a number of her initiatives including bus electrification, lead pipe removal, labor rights and access to broadband
Wednesday

@VP Harris travels to Atlanta after doing the morning show circuit to promote the post-SOTU message #FinishTheJob

At Georgia Tech, in Atlanta, she discusses the admin’s work on a clean energy future

At the airport she inspires future leaders
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Feb 13
CLUELESS!!!

13 year old me is like buggin!
I have Clueless on VHS, DVD, Blu-ray and on DVR.

A quarter century of obsession!

How obsessed am I?

My Twitternovela is littered with references
The Twitternovela is basically just a giant Clueless reference
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Feb 13
“You want to do what? We’re going to need a safe word!” Image
“It feels like what you want defies the laws of physics, and quite frankly nature, but let’s try.”
“Are you sure it’s safe to do this with roses? Okay. Okay. I’ll do it.”
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Feb 12
“Imma leave the door open” Image
“Tell me that you’re coming through” Image
“I look too good
Just shaved
I ain't playing no games
Every word that I say is coming straight from the heart
So if you tryna hear bout environmental harm
Imma leave the door open”
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Feb 12
I am starting to think most people don’t know the origin story of my brother husbands
Jason Momoa reunited with Lisa Bonet after a brief separation and I drew myself into a pic with him to cope 😂

Stick Qondi was born!

I wrote a ludicrous thread that snowballed into her recovering from a disastrous baecation with Jason

Plot twist she was cheating on Jon Ossoff! ImageImage
“OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BROTHER HUSBANDS?”

I am getting to that!

Before the brother husbands, Stick Qondi and Jon Ossoff tried to work things out but she couldn’t forget about Jason Momoa.

Then Jon went missing and Jason helped rescue him from a villain!

The throuple was born! Image
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Feb 12
Quick note:

Please don’t ask me to pass messages or tell the baes/ brother husbands to do anything

I do not have them on speed dial

Call their offices, agents or publicists!

I am not close personal friends with them

Although I am willing to get acquainted if they want 😉
I cannot get EPA Bae to implement rule changes

I cannot get Senator My Boo to write legislation

I cannot get Jason Momoa to wear sneakers in the gym instead of flip flops

I do not have that power so please stop asking and in some cases commanding me TO DO SOMETHING!
All I do is use our collective thirst to highlight the good things they do like here ⬇️
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