Thread by @LMkonqo

My dad has his 1st cellphone ngo1996, year 2000 he gave me his Ericsoon A1018s so I was the only learner in the entire school who had a cellphone #StoryTime

*Be patient I am at work, expect delays* 😂😂😂

So, yes I was not supposed to have my phone on in class but I did. Our..

English teacher had the same phone as mine and we happen to use the same ringtone. Okay fine ke ingabinamsebenzi - it was the English double period and we were busy with literature. Our teacher would put her staff (books & phone) on the desk which is at the front there & she...

..would stand at the back and continue reading the book or ask one of us to read and then engage with the book. Long story short - while uMam was at the back the class is quiet we listening to one of the learners reading my phone rang, remember we're using the same ringtone...

So my teacher ran from the back to pick up the ringing phone. The class was really packed because 2 classes would be together for most subjects and only separate when it's Maths & Science. As she was running to the front ihandle yebag of one of the learners was on the way and she

..got into the handle of the bag wabambeka ngomslenze wabhabha emoyeni wayobetheka bhukru phantsi. The class got quiet with the clever girls saying ooh shame sorry mem & I was the only one owayothula nguCum Laude intsini ndayithulula 😂😂😂ndiphelile ngoku yintsini thinking abt

All learners gave me funny looks for laughing at the teacher, only the grootmans were giggling and smiling at me for laughing. Oh haike the teachers pet were there picking up the teacher from the floor, that time ndiyinyididi zinyembezi😂😂😂 The teacher stood up wazivuthulula...

.. and she looked at me with that angry, serious and disappointed face "Mkonqo uhleka ntoni mntanam" yhoooo haike zange ndikwazi uzibamba ndaphinda ndayidubula intsini mna, then she said get out of my class get out!! Ndaphuma kuloClass ndilila yintsini. Had to stay phandle until

... the end of that double period. I then followed her to the staff room ndazithoba and I apologized for my behavior and she was so proud of me for doing that. Next day, she told the class that I apologized and they should learn something from me, ndaxolisa naseClassin.
PEYIYE!!