He told his family that when he dies he wants to be buried in Cape Town where he has spent most of his time, but when he died the family decided they are going to bury him in the Eastern Cape where he was born. Okay fine ke ingabinamsebenzi, the day they went to fetch his body.. ...a hearse didn't want to start, they had to change and bring another car to carry the body. On the way to his Cape Town home for a little prayer and informing the spirit that they're now going to EC, the car had a tyre burst & they realised that there was no spare wheel, so ..

Once attended a Graduation Party where the guest speaker was this successful lady who went and studied in Australia and stuff, but her story was that... when she was 13 years doing STD6 she fell pregnant. Parents were angry & disappointed they were sending away in some deep rural

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..But uBhuti wakhe omdala who was working at that time managed to talk to the parents not to send her away. So she was allowed to attend school & stopped when she started showing. Even people in her community didn't notice that she was pregnant.She missed a couple of weeks esgela

I still believe we saw a Ghost that night #VarsityUntoldStories

So when not studying, amajita would come and chill in my room and we would really sit and chat for hours and hours. It was a really cold night and the kettle was boiling non-stop sisenza ikofu silayte 2 plate.. ..weStove as a heater. The sugar was in that skaftina se-Ice Cream and we finished that sugar same night. Okay fine ke, the main focus topic was mainly on witchcraft 😂😂😂 We were all coming from different parts of the Province.... eMonti, eQoboqobo, eBhofolo, eNgqamakhwe, eSada

In 1992 we experienced drought in our village #StoryTime
Rivers were getting drier, everything was dry, livestock was perishing, it was so bad. A community meeting was called & the decision was taken that the community will go to the mountain and ask uQamata for imvula.... It announced that kuzozilwa for a number of days before kuyiwe entabeni. The day yokuya entabeni arrived and all the elders were wearing their ngcawaz, ingxowa zebhokhwe, izidanga namanqashela, oMama bebhinqe iminyotho yabo bethwele iqhiya ezinkulu bombatha amabhayi bafaka..

My dad has his 1st cellphone ngo1996, year 2000 he gave me his Ericsoon A1018s so I was the only learner in the entire school who had a cellphone #StoryTime

*Be patient I am at work, expect delays* 😂😂😂

So, yes I was not supposed to have my phone on in class but I did. Our.. English teacher had the same phone as mine and we happen to use the same ringtone. Okay fine ke ingabinamsebenzi - it was the English double period and we were busy with literature. Our teacher would put her staff (books & phone) on the desk which is at the front there & she...

One day I saw a police van driving behind me, I didn't know that they were coming for me I thought they were just going the same direction until I stopped at Tiger Wheel & Tyre and leVan imise kakubi behind me and cops jump out saying we have been trying to stop you why ungami.. ..I was like, I didn't see that you were stopping me, no siren or flashing lights - how did you try to stop me. This one cop said, please open the boot and I asked him why and he said "sir let us do our job please open the boot" I asked them what are you looking for and the other

My own 16 June 1976 experince hehehe #StoryTime

So I started my 1st year eVarsity 2003. Orientation week started on the 27 January that year and when classes started yaqhuma iToyiToyi. As 1st year students we were not affected, at least sasicinga njalo.. because students were .. protesting against financial exclusions. At that time it did not affect us so we continued attending and students would come and chase us out of the classes which we enjoyed kakhulu😂😂. Another thing is that ingoma zeToyiToyi zimnandi wawuzigqibela usiya eClassin but as soon

When she told me that 2 boys were bullying her at school ndaphuma eSandton after work kwasa ndiseEastern Cape ndangena ndidontse ipanama kwesaskolo ndigushe Okapi yam.. So, after talking with my crying daughter on the phone, getting all the details of the young bullies. I wrote a long email to the school detailing the incident but when I left the office isikolo asikayiphenduli email yam. I was so pissed, like really pissed - got home and packed

Growing up in a spiritual home, does not mean you're spiritual or you posses the gift, but it becomes part of your life because you have to obey the rules of the house #StoryTime

If your parents are Pastors umzekelo, kuyathandazwa kwelokhaya, kufundwa bible etc..
So mna ke.. .... when I was born my dad was already iGqirha (a healer) - now and again there would be a Healers Bash (Intlombe), where the healers and their initiates would come to our house sing and dance to the drums the entire night or weekend yonke....

Ityala aliboli, abakhe babonana bayophinda babonane futhi #StoryTime

The year was 1992 and I was with my dad in his White Chevrolet Commodore going to town. When we got to town, I am not really sure where we were going but this old man came in front of us, smiled with excitement ... he called out my dad's name "Edz yhooo Mkonqo Edz mfondin yhoo ntanga". My dad was a karateka/judoka okay. The next thing I saw were flying kicks gishiya-gishiya-gishiya iTayma ikhaba lotata umdala imbamba ngeWashing ikorobha ngaye fast wakhawuleza wabokoboko uTata wabantu..