4) By the late 1970s, this "rainy day fund" was $1B managed by 3 employees. It's now 70 employees managing over $100B.
Mitt Romney once said, "I'm happy that they've not only saved for a rainy day, but for a rainy decade."
As the fund grew, the Church needed to adapt.
5) In 1997, the investment division of the Church was spun off into Ensign Peak Advisors (EP), a separate legal entity named after a hill that overlooks Salt Lake City.
It's important to note that EP was formed as a nonprophet (lmao) organization.
6) Ensign made big real estate investments:
$562M land purchase in Florida that gave them ownership of 2% of the state
Outbid Bill Gates for a $200M piece of land in Washington
$100M hotel purchase in Maui
But if you think that's impressive, check their stock portfolio 😤
7) Ensign holds positions in more than 1800 companies.
Some of these include multi-billion dollar positions in tech giants like $MSFT and $APPL, a $1B+ stake in $FB, and a $400M+ stake in $TSLA.
But Ensign's best trade? GameStop.
8) The Church turned a 900% profit on the $GME short squeeze.
They accumulated 46,000 shares before the run up last January, and its position ballooned from $900k to $8.7M.
They managed to cash out with a fat profit. Nice.
So why are we just now hearing about this $100B fund?
9) A 2019 whistleblower report.
David Nielsen, a former employee for Ensign, filed an IRS complaint alleging the church should have to pay taxes on investment returns from tithing funds and challenged the faith’s investment strategy, humanitarian efforts and tax-exempt status.
10) Nielsen said in the complaint that the church’s investment arm had holdings worth between $99 billion and $101 billion.
He claimed Ensign Peak was not meeting IRS regulations for using a percentage of its funds annually for religious, educational or charitable purposes.
11) Ensign quietly filed its first 13F in Q1 2020, and we saw the $100B portfolio first hand.
The church answered the allegations with the statements shown below.
"$2.2B" in aid, or an average of $64.7M per year since '85 sounds good. Except Ensign grew by $100B in that period.
12) Romney was right about saving for a rainy decade.
The church claimed that "investments can be accessed in times of hardship or to meet the emerging needs of a growing, global faith in its mission to preach the gospel to all nations."
Some members weren't impressed.
13) David Nolan was a devout Mormon and father of 6 whose business collapsed a few years ago.
He approached his bishop for help paying his mortgage, and he was offered $40 for food.
Cool.
Nolan was understandably pissed when the $100B report came out.
So he turned to music.
14) A musician by trade, Nolan wrote "The Good Shepherds" to satirize the church's enormous portfolio and stinginess.
An excerpt is attached below.
Apparently, the whistleblower report didn't sit well with many members of the congregation.
15) TLDR: The Mormon Church made $100B tax-free, and no one knew about it til a whistleblower report.
And now the SEC just fined 'em for hiding some assets. Classic.
Over the weekend, I found myself in a tight spot. Someone stole my debit card and spent approximately $22,000 at Club Space in Miami. You'll never believe what happened next...
Some context: This happened on Friday night, and I noticed it on Saturday when, after trying to get some hash browns at the Ft. Lauderdale Waffle House, my card was declined.
I checked my Wells Fargo account, and I noticed -$17,256 in the account.
When I called Wells Fargo to complain, they calmly told me that "I should have been more responsible with my card" and "There was nothing they could do."
Life is so good that you can make a solid living decrying the problems of capitalism, largely thanks to capitalism.
Respectfully, I can assure you that the folks who dealt with polio, slavery, dozens of pre-vaccine pandemics, and famine would love late stage capitalism.
If your goal is to find stuff wrong with the world, you can certainly find examples.
If you put the phone away and go live a little, you just might see that our world is pretty fucking awesome.
The former gets clicks, but the latter is more fun, no?
99.99% of people know about ChatGPT, but only 0.01% know how to use it correctly.
I have spent 1,000 hours studying AI so YOU don’t have to. Here are the best uses I found:
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“Day trading is a fool’s errand,” says Warren Buffett. Too bad he didn’t know about AI. Just ask ChatGPT which stocks will go up tomorrow and buy those!
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