Husband: Babe I'm at the shawarma spot, I want to get for myself, do you want and what do you want in it? Hot dog or chicken?
Wife: Babe, never mind, I am fine.
Husband: Babe, are you sure? I am not sharing o, I have been craving for this for a long time and I want to enjoy it,
that's why I am asking you now, let me buy yours too so that we can both enjoy it.
Wife: I understand but I have eaten, I can't eat anything again, don't worry, start coming, it's late o, is it ready or the shawarma girl is giving you face👀
Husband: come on, mine is ready , I just want to ask if you will like some too.
Wife: ehn ehn...so you didn't even have me in mind before, you are all about yours, its after you got yours that you are now asking about mine, you didn't plan buying for me abi.
My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty.
I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.
He led me to a customer care agent.
I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.
He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.
He was confused so was I.
The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.
So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.
In case you mistakenly transferred Money to the wrong account and the owner blocked you? or you are duped through your bank account? and then later realized that you have been scammed or a mistake on your part? And the receiving bank is not cooperating?
Open this thread...
Many people don't always know what to do, so today am sharing with you things you do when you realize a page you paid for a service or goods is ghosting you:
1. Write out the Full name and account number of the page or person.
2. Go to the last notification your bank sent you after you made the payment (via mobile app or text) and copy out the "TRANSACTION ID NUMBER".
3. Go to any branch of the scam artist's bank (the bank you transferred to), and ask to see the CUSTOMER SERVICE in charge of FRAUD.
A husband and wife were arguing one morning, about who had better friends.
So they decided to
find out, _here's what they did:_
*Husband calls wife's friends one after the other.
*👉Husband:* Hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night,
and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to?
*🤔Friend #1:* Omg! Noooo, haven't even seen or
heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend. Hangs up.
*🤔Friend #2:* Wow! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she's so stubborn she will