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13 Sep
Yesterday, I went to First Bank to use the ATM
I got there and looked around and joined the long queue. A young lady came to meet me and asked how much I wanted to withdraw.
She said she over withdrew money; She was supposed to withdraw 3k but mistakenly pressed 30k. She will give me 20k cash, I will transfer it to her account.

This is what shocked me; I have been standing on the queue for approximately 5mins and I never saw this Lady around
that ATM, she wasn't on the queue, she never made any withdrawal. Which ATM did she use in getting the 30k?

I told her I will wait for my turn, she left my side, I asked the man in my front, did you see this lady around? I wanted to point her but the Lady had disappeared,
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13 Sep
News Update Monday 13/09/2021

APC expels former Enugu governor, ex-speaker, 39 others *Naija News

Scores dead as fleeing armed bandits ran into military block in Niger *Independent Nigeria

Edo: I'm afraid of what will happen when I leave office – Obaseki *Naija News
Ekwunife, Obi, others strategise for PDP’s victory *The Sun News

FG’s Integrated Farm Estate Will Close Bandits’ Market – DG Von *The Authority

APGA has made life hellish in Anambra – Nwangwu *The Sun News, Nigeria

Anambra can’t be APC by force – ADC *The Sun News, Nigeria
Murder In Italy: FG Demands Probe Into Killing Of Nigerian By Estranged Husband *Independent Nigeria

Lamido Meets Obasanjo, Says Nigeria Is Bleeding *Independent Nigeria

At Last, FG Approves New Rates For Ground Handling Companies *Independent Nigeria
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24 Dec 20
Imagine for a minute that you are a trained soldier. In fact, a Lieutenant. You have a wife and two kids.

Now, imagine that during the quarterly rotation, you were sent to Bornu to fight insurgence (Boko Haram)

On this fateful day, as you were moving with your platoon

There was an ambush.

Gun fire ensured.

You shot with all you've got.
You know that you have a slim chance of surviving the attack.

As you were running out of ammo, you called john, your buddy, for fresh supply.

No response.
You glanced and saw John's head split into two halves.
By your left is Barry, his torso turn and one of his arm lying 10 ft away.

With nothing to fight with, you made a run for it and took a deep dive into the abandoned crater while bullets were getting fired at you.
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