According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence:

1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
2) Emotional Quotient (EQ)
3) Social Quotient (SQ)
4) Adversity Quotient (AQ)

1. Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve maths, memorize things, and recall lessons. 2. Emotional Quotient (EQ): this is the measure of your ability to maintain peace with others, keep to time, be responsible, be honest, respect boundaries, be humble, genuine and considerate.

3. Social Quotient (SQ): this is the measure of your ability to build a network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.

My wife once reported me to her pastor. The pastor called me. I blocked him.

Went to his WhatsApp church group and exited it. He chatted me, I ignored and blocked him.

He called my wife and said, "Your husband has a hot temper."

Days later, another number called me... it was the pastor's wife. She asked how I was doing. I spoke with her with all sweetness. We spoke at length and I made her laugh.

She now said, "Okay, daddy wants to talk to you."

I said, "Who is daddy?"

She said, "Pastor."

I said no, I want to be talking to only her.

Both of the late Nigerian singer Onyeka Onwenu’s sons, Tijani and Abraham Ogunlende, are artists.

Tijani Charles Ogunlende is an artist, designer, developer, and photographer specializing in visual arts, graphic design, and web development.

Onyeka’s second son, Abraham, aka Abe Ogunlende, is a Nigerian contemporary artist who creates pastels and aesthetic, simple art that combines connections between society and personhood. Onyeka Onwenu was the youngest daughter among the five children of Nigerian teacher and politician D.K. Onwenu. She was raised in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria.

However, it is painful to know that Onyeka never grew up to know her father because he passed away in a car crash when she was just 4-years-old.

When I was to get married, I jejely went and told my Dad that the man I want to get married should not be discouraged with any list o because if he leaves, I will follow him and do court wedding and they may never see me again.🤣🤣🤣

I told him that I can see the future of my man's life and I choose to hold unto that and disregard his current financial state and I made them understand that I needed their help to enable my husband and I get married. My Dad heard and went to his uncle's and told them what I said about doing court wedding and running away🤣🤣🤣 and he told them that he doesn't want that to happen o

Yet two of my educated uncles one even a PhD holder stood their grounds and said my husband must pay all especially since I am the first daughter.

I got back from work this evening, my wife told me that she quarrelled with my neighbour's wife.

I was very shocked, both women had lived in peace since we parked in.

So I asked her what the problem was. She told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes. My wife wanted to dry her clothes and my neighbor's wife wanted to dry her own also.

One thing led to the other, and the quarrel started. As I was talking with my wife, my neighbor returned from work and his hot-tempered wife began to shout at him.

TRIBUTE TO GARRI

Dear Garri,

I have always wanted to write this to you because you’ve been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way.🥹

G= Giver of Energy🤗
A= Attitude changer (from bäd mood to good mood)🥱 R= Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints🦾
R= Relaxer of the body, soul and spirit 🙈
I= Increaser of agility🤘

Some friends have described you in many ways like 🥰
☞ STUDENTS POWER💪
☞ Life Support ☺️
☞ The last hope of Common man 😘
☞ Weakness extinguisher 😋

I got suspended from work because of some fraud issue that happened.

I decided to go home to be with my family during that time. I jokingly lied to my mother and siblings that I got fired.

The treatment towards me changed immediately; they started disrespecting me. My mother even told me that she couldn't take care of an adult male and that I should go hustle. My sisters treated me like I was their junior, and I am the firstborn.

My suspension took three months. In the end, I was cleared, and I am back at work.

A man was traveling by air from Lagos to Abuja. When the journey started, he realized he was traveling alone in business class.

A few minutes later, a beautiful lady came and sat next to him. The lady kept smiling at him, and the man kept bubbling with Joy. She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear "Hand over all your cash, cards, and mobile phone to me, else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me"

The man stared blankly at her!! 🙄

I bashed someone’s car yesterday evening where it was parked. A Lexus 470. I felt so bad that the owner would come and meet the car in that state.

So I waited for about 40 minutes thinking the owner would come. After which I dropped him a note hung on the car’s wiper. Left in the note an apology with absolute regret and owning up to take responsibility. With my number included.

So I drove off. I got home and I was expecting a call from the car owner. No call came in throughout yesterday and I was worried.

THEIR WEDDING IS FEW MONTHS AWAY.

He stays in Lagos and she stays in Calabar.

She went for a seminar in Lagos and decided to pay Him a surprised visit at home.

She got to his house around 9pm and met Him getting ready to retire for the night. They were happy to see each other and she decided to spend the night and leave very early in the morning to her Aunty's place.

In the morning, she was already up and ready to move.

But he told her to hang on so he can drop her off on his way to the office.

Know your genotype now.

AA + AA — can marry

AS + AA — can marry

AA + SS — can marry

AS + AS — can not marry

AS + SS — can not marry

SS+SS — can not marry

Rich + Rich — can marry

Rich + poor — can marry

Poor + poor — can not marry

No work + No work - can't marry Two idíots - can not marry

Idiot + Wise - can marry

Wise + Wise - can marry but should be ready for war

No work + Working - can marry

No skill + No skill - can not marry

No Education + Education but no work - can not marry

I have not eaten + send account — can marry

I have been married for 14 YEARS and 'we' have 3kids(all boys) but none of them belongs to me.

5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were traveling from Lagos to Abuja and our car skidded off the road. I was the only survivor of that accident, my friends died. I spent about 11months at the hospital and that left me with a condition that says I can't have children.

I gave my life to Jesus Christ and became a committed Christian after the incident.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk

FASCISM You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of

A woman went to her husband's office to report him to his boss.

She told her husband's boss how her husband usually squandered his N60,000 salary and gave her only N30,000 for upkeep.

After her narration, the boss told her to come back on the last day of the month. On the given day, she arrived as planned.

The boss called the husband and they all sat down in the boss' office.

The boss started, "Mr. Mike, your wife reported to me some days ago that you squander your salary outside and give the family only N30,000 for upkeep.

So last night I had forgotten to warm my soup and had slept off. I woke up this morning to find it sour. I wasn't happy at all. Especially with the fact that I had just cooked it a day before. I couldn't stop blaming myself.

I brought out the pot and placed it angrily outside. My neighbor who had seen me drop the full pot of soup outside asked.

"Neighbour, you go warm am?"

"No. E spoil. I wan trowey am."

"You no warm am last night?"

"I been forget. Sleep carry me for night."

"Eyaaa…"

Former CNN news anchor Isha Sesay recently gave birth to a baby girl at 46.

Ms Sesay revealed she was divorced, opted for IVF from a sperm donor and conceived at 46.

She said, if you’d told the 16-year-old me that at 46, I’d be divorced, single, and having a baby on my own, I’d have shuddered and firmly said, "No!" Back then, I had very definite ideas about the future course my personal life would take, and it didn’t look like this.

I imagined something way more straightforward and, dare I say it, conventional.

A 51 years old banker Segun Balogun who lives in Lekki secretly did a DNA test for his 4 kids; the results came out negative for all of them - 3 boys and a girl.

He became so angry that he beat the children mercilessly, threw them out of the house. The wife, Kemi, came back from the market, and on reaching home, she didn't see any of the children.

She asked her husband the whereabouts of the kids, and the next thing she saw was a knife in her husband's hand; before she could run, it was too late.

A young, well qualified Officer left the job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store.

It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman?"

"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria
The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."

The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

Her nine-year-old son came home unexpectedly, saw the illegal lover and hid in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband unexpectedly came home. She hid her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy was in there already.

The little Boy says: Dark in here

The Man says: Yes, it is

Boy: I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?

Man: No, thanks

Boy: My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!

Husband: Babe I'm at the shawarma spot, I want to get for myself, do you want and what do you want in it? Hot dog or chicken?

Wife: Babe, never mind, I am fine.

Husband: Babe, are you sure? I am not sharing o, I have been craving for this for a long time and I want to enjoy it, that's why I am asking you now, let me buy yours too so that we can both enjoy it.

Wife: I understand but I have eaten, I can't eat anything again, don't worry, start coming, it's late o, is it ready or the shawarma girl is giving you face👀

My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty.

I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.

He led me to a customer care agent. I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.

He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.

He was confused so was I.