What did you have for breakfast?
If you had an omelette, bagel, waffle or cereal; you have an emoji 🍳🥯🧇🥣
But, if you had idli, dosa or upma or any Indian breakfast; you don’t have an emoji
What did you have for lunch?
If you had pizza, burger or spaghetti ; you have an emoji 🍕 🍔 🍝
But, if you had biryani, daal chawal or a thali or any Indian lunch; you don’t have an emoji
Which festival do you celebrate?
If it is Christmas or Valentine’s Day; you have an emoji 🎄🎅💝
But, if celebrate Diwali, Pongal, Ugadi, Holi or Raksha Bandan; you don’t have an emoji
The story goes on; for sports arts, dresses & symbols!
Emojis are an essential part of our everyday conversation
They’re license-free, royalty-free, for perpetuity & there’s no money to be made
Indian, Bharatiya, Hindustani, Sanatani, desi, Indic, dharmic (call it what you want) imagery are being edged out of digital conversations & we aren’t even noticing it. Forget fighting back!
@brhat_in@ThanjaiBigArt With your help, we’re trying to change that!
As a "Shubh Arambh", we start by introducing to you the "Shree" emoji that'll feature in the Desi Emoji App!
There are an infinite number of images that can represent our millennia old civilization, with all its diversity!
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With the world's largest & youngest population, we are woefully underrepresented
And that is unacceptable!
Bharat's time has come & we'd like to be represented; adequately & accurately
We are democratizing the process & we invite you to come, be a part of it!
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There is any one (or more) of four things that you can do to change the status quo:
1 If you are a Graphic Designer, share your emoji suggestions as an SVG file
Visit us at thethanjaibigart.org
Follow the instructions & finally, click on “Take the Desi Emoji Challenge”
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2 If you are not a Graphic Designer, get in touch with a Graphic Designer (@d_justdial has thousands, literally) to design your idea as an emoji suggestion & give you an SVG file.
Then, you can visit us at thethanjaibigart.org & click on the “Take the Desi Emoji Challenge”
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3 The best things in life are free.
The second-best things cost money.
Getting Desi Emojis accepted by the Unicode Consortium is a time-consuming process, that involves extensive documentation.
To undertake this, we need funds & we would love you to be a part of this effort
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You can join us as a donor & be a part of this initiative. We have two options for you. The first is you can support us at milaap at milaap.org/fundraisers/su…
1 Our deities
2 Our festivals
3 Desi food & drink
4 Costumes of India
5 Desi sports & games
6 Desi everyday objects
7 Desi or dharmic symbols
8 Travel & places across India
9 Arts, crafts & culture of India
10 Architectural heritage of India
11 Anything else not mentioned above
Contributors & Donors will be invited to the Beta & can use Desi emojis 90 days before others
Watch this space, follow us for updates!
Every little contribution makes a huge difference!
What is the Gandhi Parivaar’s record wrt industrialistion & HAL (in particular)?
Read & count the skeletons as they tumble!
Once upon a time, India had a few car companies with “license” to produce just 1 model each:
Hindustan Motors produced HM Ambassador
Premier Automoiles produced Premier Padmini &
Standard Motors the Standard 10
These were “upmarket cars”, not affordable for the middle class
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A side note on the absurd concept of “License Raj”:
License Raj meant the Govt decided the maximum you could produce & gave quotas for key raw material, like cement & steel to construct your factory
This was depressing
Inspectors kept inspecting
Finding faults
Collecting bribes
Story of Europe
A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender tells him: "20 euros!"
The German is shocked: "20 euros? Yesterday it was only 3 euros!"
"Well, today it is 20 euros."
- "But why 20, damn it?"
Bar tender: "I'll explain it,
-3 euros is beer,
-3 to help Ukraine,
-4 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU,
-4 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia,
-Then 3 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal
- and finally, 3 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"
The German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 20 euros
The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 3 euros back.
Maybe a true story!
A woke, secular, Dhimmi, liberal, atheist Hindu, who did not believe in Hindu Gods alone & recently returned from the US, drove on the wrong side of an Indian road!
Passers-by & motorists waved, swerved & swore at her!
"Bloody Sanghi bigots!" she thought
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A cop saw her, risked his life trying to stop her! She quickly out-maneuvered him & thought "The bloody Sanghi bigots have now infiltrated the police force too!"
As she veered through crowded lanes, through a stream of abuse & epithets, she remained true to her cause!
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"Swara is such an inspiration!" she reminisced.
"I may be a left-winger but these chaddiwalas can't tolerate me on the right!", she thought as she cursed their intolerance of diversity & lack of diversity.
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@seriousfunnyguy There are several such instances
1 After independence, JLN gave permission for MI5 (Britain's domestic intelligence & reporting to UK Home Office) to open a branch in New Delhi. MI6 is their overseas intelligence agency, implying they considered India to be "domestic"
Cont'd...
@seriousfunnyguy 2 India's Intelligence Bureau coordinated & reported to MI5 till IG stopped this arrangement
3 In 1965, 🇵🇰 took over parts of Kutch. Instead of fighting them, Shastri went to London & asked UK's PM to arbitrate. He ceded the land to 🇵🇰 as they "had built a road there".
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@seriousfunnyguy India has quietly accepted this ever since
4 Why do we have a Red Cross Society & a St John's Ambulance Service with President of India as Chairman?
5 Why does India's National Center for Performing Arts house an orchestra of expats, while neither orchestra nor expats are Indian
A young man visiting Delhi checked into Hotel Decent for the night
There were no rooms available but the Duty Manager said they were experimenting with the Customer Service experience & if he was okay for him, they could give him Room # 13
The young man readily agreed!
Around midnight, two giggling, gorgeous looking girls helped themselves into his room & seduced him. Bewildered, disoriented & lost, he kept quiet.
In the morning, while checking out, he was handed over Rs 100/-.
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He was told that the modest payment was a stipend for helping with the Customer Service experimentation!
Thrilled, he shared the incident with a friend, a JNU research scholar in his 40s! The demand for Room # 13 grew & the was constantly occupied, never disappointing!
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