Nine years of @narendramodi as a stateman & a leader

Here are the nine things that he DIDN'T do, which is why I will always vote for him:

1 Didn't succumb to western pressure & Chetan Bhagat's recommendation to accept #Pfizer vaccine

#NineYearsOfModiGovt 2 Didn't excessively indulge in printing notes during COVID. Many economies that did are experiencing inflation

3 Didn't display "strategic restraint" when provoked by🇵🇰

4 Didn't have a single financial scam

5 Didn't forget Indians stranded in war-torn Yemen, Ukraine or Sudan

@pGurus1
@Swamy39
As always, great video!
One forgotten aspect is that Rahul Gandhi was born to an Italian citizen, visiting India on a five-year visit Visa.

As per Italian law, children of Italian nationals, born anywhere in the world, are

youtube.com/live/kyyq9CtBe… naturalised Italian citizens, even if the Italian parent renounces Italian citizenship subsequently. It is the birthright of every child born to an Italian citizen, until specifically renounced.

On attaining the age of 21, has Rahul Gandhi renounced his Italian citizenship?

Why Gandhi Parivaar MUST exit politics for India to thrive!

Its been 48 hours, & counting, since the
great grandson of a great Prime Minister,
grandson of a grand Prime Minister,
son of a youthful, but now deceased, Prime Minister &
son of a decade-long, de facto Prime Minster, has been disqualified as a Member of Parliament. Till re-elections are held or his conviction overturned and his Membership status reinstated, the people of Wayanad remain unrepresented in India’s Parliament.

The good people of Wayanad may not notice a difference because

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What did you have for breakfast?
If you had an omelette, bagel, waffle or cereal; you have an emoji 🍳🥯🧇🥣
But, if you had idli, dosa or upma or any Indian breakfast; you don’t have an emoji

@brhat_in @ThanjaiBigArt
#DesiEmojis
#DecolonisingBharat
#CivilisationalProjects

1/ What did you have for lunch?
If you had pizza, burger or spaghetti ; you have an emoji 🍕 🍔 🍝
But, if you had biryani, daal chawal or a thali or any Indian lunch; you don’t have an emoji

@brhat_in @ThanjaiBigArt
#DesiEmojis
#DecolonisingBharat
#CivilisationalProjects

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A short work of fiction, with a moral:
One day, all the organs of the body got into an argument about who is the most important!

The brain said "I control everything"
The heart said "Without me pumping blood, what use is your control?" The stomach said "Without my digestive powers, how will you all work?"

And so it went on.
Finally, the anus said "Without me, you will be filled with 💩"

All the organs laughed & went back to their work, forgetting their disagreement.

@narendramodi just inaugurated Asia’s largest helicopter manufacturing complex at HAL

He also trolled the “Joker of The Nation”
ndtv.com/india-news/rah…

What is the Gandhi Parivaar’s record wrt industrialistion & HAL (in particular)?

Read & count the skeletons as they tumble! Once upon a time, India had a few car companies with “license” to produce just 1 model each:
Hindustan Motors produced HM Ambassador
Premier Automoiles produced Premier Padmini &
Standard Motors the Standard 10
These were “upmarket cars”, not affordable for the middle class

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Story of Europe
A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender tells him: "20 euros!"

The German is shocked: "20 euros? Yesterday it was only 3 euros!"

"Well, today it is 20 euros."

- "But why 20, damn it?"

Bar tender: "I'll explain it,
-3 euros is beer, -3 to help Ukraine,
-4 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU,
-4 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia,
-Then 3 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal

Maybe a true story!
A woke, secular, Dhimmi, liberal, atheist Hindu, who did not believe in Hindu Gods alone & recently returned from the US, drove on the wrong side of an Indian road!

Passers-by & motorists waved, swerved & swore at her!
"Bloody Sanghi bigots!" she thought

1/ A cop saw her, risked his life trying to stop her! She quickly out-maneuvered him & thought "The bloody Sanghi bigots have now infiltrated the police force too!"

As she veered through crowded lanes, through a stream of abuse & epithets, she remained true to her cause!

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@seriousfunnyguy There are several such instances
1 After independence, JLN gave permission for MI5 (Britain's domestic intelligence & reporting to UK Home Office) to open a branch in New Delhi. MI6 is their overseas intelligence agency, implying they considered India to be "domestic"

Cont'd... @seriousfunnyguy 2 India's Intelligence Bureau coordinated & reported to MI5 till IG stopped this arrangement
3 In 1965, 🇵🇰 took over parts of Kutch. Instead of fighting them, Shastri went to London & asked UK's PM to arbitrate. He ceded the land to 🇵🇰 as they "had built a road there".

Cont'd...

Short story, inspired by true events:

A young man visiting Delhi checked into Hotel Decent for the night
There were no rooms available but the Duty Manager said they were experimenting with the Customer Service experience & if he was okay for him, they could give him Room # 13 The young man readily agreed!
Around midnight, two giggling, gorgeous looking girls helped themselves into his room & seduced him. Bewildered, disoriented & lost, he kept quiet.

In the morning, while checking out, he was handed over Rs 100/-.

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Regarding Taj Mahal being Tejo Mahalaya, why run to the Courts & then complain about judicial activism, when Taj is maintained by @ASIGoI which comes under the
Ministry of Culture, @MinOfCultureGoI headed by
Shri G Kishan Reddy @kishanreddybjp ?

#TajmahalControversy
1/n Here's a petition, requesting @kishanreddybjp to constitute an independent fact-finding committee to examine the matter in its entirety and resolve it once and for all

Please do sign and ciculate it
chng.it/wH28jskj

But, what's the evidence?
Read on

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#RussiaUkraine

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender tells him: 100 euros! The German is shocked: 100 euros?! so yesterday it was 10 euros?
Well, today it is 100 euros.
G: Well, why 100, damn it?
B: I'll explain now:
-10 euros is beer
-10 to help Ukraine
1/4 -20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.

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Meet Vasanthi
A mother of two
Wife of a farmer
An "iron woman" in her own right
She travels 20-odd kms everyday to town
Where she runs an ironing shop for the last few years

#HelpAHindu
1/n Even before the pandemic, she struggled as her landlady wouldn't permit the use of an electric iron, forcing her to use dirty charcoal

This is time-consuming, smoky, didn't give as good a press as an electric iron & so she struggled to get sufficient customers

#HelpAHindu
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When a Christian or Muslim is successful in a biz or career, they will
- contribute back to the community they came from
- be vigilant for economic opportunities (jobs, contracts, sponsorships, donations) for their brethren

1/ - lobby with local politicians to rename a street, square or junction
We understand & accept that as normal!

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I once had a book called "The World's Stupidest Mistakes!" & in it was the story of a bank robber

This mutt entered a bank in NYC 🇺🇸 with an intention to rob it. There was a crowd, so he took the Bank's blank deposit slip, wrote his threatening message & stood in queue

1/ The q, as is the case with queues, creeped slowly forward. Fed up of waiting, as bank robbers would like to make a quick exit from the crime scene, he angrily walked out of the bank & entered a different bank across the road where there was no crowd!

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In the language debate, here's my two-bit experience:
I spent a few months in a small town called Rairangpur, a Subdivisional HQ in a district called Mayurbhanj in Odisha. If you haven't heard of Mayurbhanj or the town, don't fret. Neither did I, till I needed to go there.

1/ I'd spend every evening in a local eatery specialising in masala mudi (puffed rice). Apart from the mudi, they'd have sweets & spicy ginger tea. The workers were from neighbouring Bengal, the owners Rajasthani & the patrons local Odiya

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Under Indian law, #FreedomOfExpression is NOT absolute
On a left-leaning platform like Twitter, for Hindus, it is severely curtailed. We need to fight the bias but we also need to play it smart & avoid suspension

Here are some tips, feel free to disagree or add:

@elonmusk
1/ 1 Sometimes, our Brown Sepoy paraga gives a cautionary warning. Heed it!
2 Avoid coming on the TL of Islamists. Your chances of being permanently suspended are higher if they take note of your handle
3 Use hashtags instead of tagging Islamists / LeLi

@elonmusk
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Real-life story!
There are two main characters in this story.
I'll first introduce our little hero of the day: eleven-year-old Rohit.

I have known Rohit's parents since 2009. His father is a small farmer & to help make ends meet, he doubles up as a chef.

1/n In the past, I have stood guarantor for loans they have taken & I have seen first-hand how unprofitable, unreliable & unforgiving agriculture can be and how repaying such loans, despite a frugal lifestyle, is a challenge.

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Joke for Kannadigas 😂

The recent Court ruling on Gays has created quite a stir in Karnataka & has made the average Kannadiga take a re-look at his daily life

The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) & discovers that his whole family could be GAY

1/ His father is heard telling his mother: maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY.

His wife says appanGAY, ammanGAY, gandanGAY and she loves malliGAY.

He gets ready for breakfast, thindyGAY. Here the talk is about nanGay, ninGay.

His favorite home-made sweet dish is holiGay.

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Long thread alert!
Read & understand the larger game afoot!

The talk of how @vivekagnihotri uses his hard-earned, well-deserved profits from #KashmirFiles isn't about profits, or concerns for KPs, or a socialist streak or plain jealousy.

It is insidious & goes much deeper!

1/ For centuries, siding with the invaders & oppressors has been exceptionally rewarding. Be it Mughals or the English. Jagirs were gifted, fame & fortune were made.

Post independence, spitting on one's nation assured a newcomer entry to an entitled, privileged, dynastic elite.

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#Putin is now powerful enough to have his own genre of jokes

Here goes, enjoy:

When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
😂

#Humour
#VladimirPutin
1/ When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.
😂

#Humour
#VladimirPutin

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