they turned on the hadron collider. everything is reverting. the great simulation is over. its back to 1999.
we all wake up. bill clinton is president. the millenium is coming.
sending myself a note to buy apple stock.
"the red sox are going to win the world series"
"what?"
"the cubs too"
"you're kidding"
"washington will..."
"win?"
"change their name"
"oh"
"what?"
"the cubs too"
"you're kidding"
"washington will..."
"win?"
"change their name"
"oh"
"and trump... i have to warn you about trump"
"the apprentice guy?"
"yes, he--"
[TRANSMISSION ENDED]
"the apprentice guy?"
"yes, he--"
[TRANSMISSION ENDED]
turns out we all live in the universe where bruce and martha wayne lived, along with uncle ben and krypton. for the world to be good again, they must die!
"peter, uncle ben has to die or else elon musk gets a billion dollars and buys twitter"
"what?"
"and clark, krypton has to explode or else the host of celebrity apprentice will become president"
"f*ck."
"what?"
"and clark, krypton has to explode or else the host of celebrity apprentice will become president"
"f*ck."
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