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Mar 8 โ€ข 11 tweets โ€ข 4 min read
Haha, perfect! @HinduAmerican and @SuhagAShukla get the Downfall treatment over the Seattle ordinance. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ

Told y'all! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

The more @HinduAmerican @SuhagAShukla types raise a stink over this for what is in my opinion a fundraising scam, the more jurisdictions will start EXPLICITLY recognizing caste as a protected category.

North America isn't South Asia.

And as I said before, it's cos these sanghi bigots, even those with law degrees, seem to have a fundamental blind spot about how the civil rights act and protected categories work. Historically, only bigots oppose them.

Very much a "twig in the beard of thief" scenario.
As a member of a historically oppressive caste, I heartily welcome caste being included as a protected category in North America, where Hindus already have a lot of political and economic power.

It is an outright lie to say there is casteism in the diaspora.
During #seattlevote a sanghi asked me a predictable rhetorical question

"What if tomorrow you fail a desi student and he's Dalit and he accuses you failed him because of his caste?"

But I have an actual answer.

I'm okay with it. Like really, totally okay with it. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ
If my failing grade is based on objective metrics, which it very much is, I have nothing to fear.

If I have been systematically discriminatory towards Dalits, then I do deserve to be pulled up.

There is no twig in my beard.

Make anything a protected category. What do I care?
The thing is, over the last 9 years, Modi and the sangh have created such a "guilty until proven innocent" culture, jailing Zubair, Umar, Sudha, Siddique, and many many more, that casteist sanghis fear even a legal provision that will even get them accused!
I hope everyone recognizes the projections of paranoia that accompany any opposition to including caste as a protected category in discrimination laws.

A mind that goes first to "what if I'm accused falsely" is giving itself away, no?
Ugh yes!

It is an outright lie to say there is NO casteism in the diaspora.

There are statutes banning discrimination over gender, age, race.

Are desi dudes terrified sleepless of being sued by old black ladies? No? Then why are you so terrified of caste being a protected category?
The only brain that would find anything objectionable in including caste under protected categories in North America are those who are pissed off that they can't be casteist in North America anymore without any legal consequences. Like they can in India.

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Mar 9
This! Somehow we have made undergrad education in India even worse and cutthroat and utilitarian and grade chasing and job chasing than ever.

And we have a lot of public thought leaders randomly crapping on college education as a concept, citing Zuck and Jobs and Thiel etc.
Around the world, undergrad college education in this century has evolved towards a more Inclusive broad based learning oriented approach. For example, many top universities have made GRE, GMAT, and recently even SAT optional.

India has gotten even more JEErankish.
Yes! "Brand dilution" it seems.

America has like 100 massive high quality research universities with huge number of engineering and MBA seats. Population 33 crore.

But more than 6 IIT/IIMs in 140 crore India is brand dilution.

It's gatekeeping!

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This last class before spring break is my "Oscars Pre-Game". 10% of the grades in this class are for a group presentation on Oscar Advertising & Marketing.

Yes, there will be a marketing lecture excerpt ๐Ÿงต after. ๐Ÿ˜

Some pics of things I'm going to talk about in class today. ImageImageImageImage
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The #Oscars are not, repeat loudly, NOT about recognizing excellence in film. They just are not.

They are an industry trade show based on an industry straw poll and are about selling more films. Preferably Disney.
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What's your ranking of the big 4 in terms of how much you enjoy watching them bat?

For me it's

1. Root
2. Smith
3. Kohli
4. Williamson

And that's very close margins. I couldn't explain why Kane is 4th for me.
Root is straight up there with Viv and 20th century Sachin in my books as a ๐Ÿ
Joe Root bats like an Artificial Intelligence would bat in an EA Sports game after Learning from all previous batters.

Steve Smith bats like someone with cheat codes from EA Sports.
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Dropping friend's 11 to school

"I'll see you at 2:45? No, 330! Cos detention! ๐Ÿ˜"

"Why are you smiling at my detention? ๐Ÿ˜ก"

" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cos since Archie comics and breakfast club days, I've been fascinated by this concept but never actually known anyone getting it."

"You're weird"
I always found it so hilariously fascinating and foreign and first world that in America, "punishment" equals just sitting in a room for an extra 30-60 minutes staring at the wall.
She got detention for being late last week. Given that I spent a huge chunk of my first 22 years waiting for her dad to get ready in time for school or college, I'm gonna blame it on him.
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This is the first time in my life that I'm rooting for Australia to beat India in a test match! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
#INDvAUS
That's not anti India. Anti BCCI. Because of the lurid spectacle they did, making it all about him.

Also I genuinely think 2-2 would be a fair result for this series. We've bashed Australia in 3 straight series. I wanna see the old Aussie fightback.

I started off thinking 4-0 to India, but the Aussie spinners of this generation have shown the grit and guile that none of the previous Aussie teams showed. Especially Lyon. Hugely fanboying at his growth as a bowler in the last few years. Him winning this test too would be nice.
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O mhaaraaz main German bol riya Hoon ๐Ÿคญ

Goggle tey mufflore

Ball maango bhaiyya haath jara jodke

Ayyy baat ko samjhaane toh de!

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One of the most underrated & forgotten bits was #SatishKaushik & Pankaj Kapoor playing Titu tey Tony, two brothers up to silly hijinx. In Phillips Top Ten.

Anyone remember that? Who has those videos from the 90s?

Could you ask your dad please @shahidkapoor?
Also remembering #SatishKaushik and Naseer in this classic scene that always has me rolling

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