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Mar 11 6 tweets 2 min read
Premarital Sex (#Satire)

Journalist: What are your opinions about Premarital sex?

PappuG: Premarital sex in India is a complex structural problem. It's like there's an evolving threat to the democratic structure of India.
It's not something drastic but a step by step process, wherein the democratic structure was deliberately stolen by a few crony capitalists and nobody protested. I was protesting all the time. I was telling repeatedly but my voice was muted by Modi government.
When we had UPA Government, we were bringing Billions and Trillions of poor rural people out of poverty to urban structure. The incumbent government is pushing them back into poverty to help select few Billionaires. That's why premarital sex is becoming a problem.
We cannot de-link what's happening from the democratic structure that's being destroyed.

Journalist: I was asking you about Premarital sex. Do you support it or not ?

PappuG: I am a staunch advocate of the Indian democratic structure.
I support freedom from fear, intimidation, crony capitalism, poverty and unemployment. Premarital sex should be made a fundamental right. But it should be used carefully by the people. I believe, Indian democratic structure affords everyone the rights to Premarital sex.
But caution is the key. It should be done after marriage as far as possible to avoid structural problems.

Journalist: 👇

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