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Apr 22 8 tweets 2 min read
Dear Middle Class,

If you're earning Rs. 1 Lakh or more per month, read this carefully.

According to Rahul Gandhi's "redistribution of wealth" plan in the Congress Manifesto, you are likely to pay 50% or more of your income as "income tax". Image Government will in all probability, take away your second home, extra savings, gold and additional vehicles.

If you have a single child or two kids, you are going to work and pay for those who have six, seven or more kids.
Jan 4 9 tweets 2 min read
Hannah Purani

Hannah Abdul is a 20 year old Hijabi girl, eighth of the nine children of Abdul from his three wives. Apart from being a Maulvi, Abdul also ran a scrap goods store. After getting five of her elder sisters married, Abdul was in deep debt. Image As a result, Hannah was still unmarried at 20. People of her Biradri made fun of her, calling her "Hannah Purani".

But Hannah was a Deeni girl and truly talented in cooking. She prepared heavenly Biriyani and had a nose for various aromas. Her aim was to be a Superchef.
Jun 29, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
Why Am I a Sanghi ?

I was asked by a liberal, secular person, "Being educated and that too a Doctor, how can you harbor so much of hate ? Why so much of Islamophobia ? Why are you such an incorrigible Sanghi ?"

I recycled an old post of mine in reply. I could have been a lot of things. But I chose to be a Sanghi !

I could have been Secular. But Indian Union Muslim League and AIMIM are the agencies that issue certificate of Secularism. Hence I decided not to be.
Jun 27, 2023 24 tweets 4 min read
US is working very hard, in full force, to change Modi regime; its the top agenda item for the Hillary-Obama Cabal that is the real power behind Biden.

Do not underestimate your enemies.

(WA forward message) The problem with PM Modi is not that he is a Hindu nationalist but that he CANNOT BE BOUGHT. And CIA abhors such men. Remember how CIA wrecked India’s cryogenic engine development. Nambi Narayanan and others could not be bought - so they along with pliant Indian politicians…
Apr 21, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
Justice MoonCho and Gaay Pride

Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he has sold me two bullocks. This is utter cheating...

Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ? Image Chanda: I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.

Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.
Apr 19, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Morning Walk: The Me Time

Morning walk is therapeutic beyond the steps count, kilometers covered & calories burned. It's the best "Me time" if we choose to walk alone. I have no idea how couple walks or group walks work. Not been too far there. But when we walk alone,… Image ..we're in the best company we can get.

The first is "Me". We can question, implore and explore the most important person in our life. Question what I am doing. Implore to push oneself further and explore newer possibilities.
Apr 19, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
Stop Chandrachood!

Chief Justice of India Mr. Chandrachood is running a parallel government in India. "Woke" is a political ideology born fom Communism. Laws & Constitution of land cannot be interpreted, modified by an individual or a group carrying ideological baggage. Image There are Crores and Crores of people in this country who identify themselves as either male or female. They too have the right to their identity and pride. Pride cannot be restricted to a small, miniscule minority.
Mar 31, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Gandhi, Periyar and the Justice

By Govind Raj

I come to understand Justice KM Joseph has been grossly misunderstood for his smile and has attracted a lot of criticism from Hindu groups. Even I was mislead to criticize him. The truth is, there is absolutely no fault on his side. If at all, Justice Joseph has upheld the true Gandhian values in his words and deeds.

Gandhi wanted an India where Hindus must not retaliate if the Muslims attack them. Even if they kill all the Hindus, the sacrifice would help in establishing a new "peaceful" world.
Mar 26, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
Nehru - Gandhi Family and Sacrifices

Even though I have never been a Congress supporter, we cannot negate the sacrifices they have made. We can never erase history. We must accept they have made a lot of sacrifices. Here is a humble attempt to list half a dozen each of sacrifices made by previous generations of Nehru - Gandhi family.

Nehru sacrificed...
*A lot of his energy to enter-tain Edwina, thereby forcing Mountbatten to speed up the process of Indian freedom.
Mar 26, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Prayers and Pregnancy: A Fact Check

The famous Bollywood star who married a pious man who called her "Behan" is pregnant. Some reports (mostly on social media) have claimed, "She is pregnant without having sex, thanks to the power of prayers". ```Doctored News``` has fact checked and found out the "real truth". The former actor also went the pious way after marrying the pious man. The reports are true but there are two dimensions to the "real truth".
Mar 25, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Rahul Gandhi: No-Ball and Free-hit

The 2013 Court order was based on Article 102 (1)(e) of the Constitution of India read with Section 8 of the Representation of People Act,1951. It advocated immediate disqualification for a lawmaker convicted for two years or more. Dr. Manmohan Singh Government brought an ordinance to counter this. There was a good reason for the ordinance. It understood possibilities of political opponents using constitutional loopholes to arrest and disqualify opponents.
Mar 19, 2023 15 tweets 3 min read
Original Owner of KRS: A Short Story

Please read this interesting story till the end. It's interesting as well as an important lesson too.

A strange case has come up before the High Court of Karnataka. Image Introduction: The Krishnaraja Sagara or KRS is a dam built under the leadership of the Mysuru Maharaja Krishnaraja Wodeyar IV. Bharat Ratna M Visveswaraya was the Engineering brain. The work began in 1911 and was completed in 1932. The dam is located in Mandya, Karnataka.
Mar 18, 2023 19 tweets 3 min read
Nattu Nattu and Oscar's: What The FAQ !

People are divided over "Nattu Nattu" winning Oscar's. Some elated, some deflated and some plain templated with negativity. Nationalists are divided more. Some happy and some indignant. Image I was just watching. "Some people" asked me, "Why are you so silent on this momentous achievement ?" Here are some FAQ and exhaustive answers.
Mar 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Daraa Hua Akbar

Akbar PaadShah was worried, scared, frightened & shell shocked.

Birbal asked, "Jahaampana, you look perturbed. What is it that's bothering you?"

Akbar heaved a deep sigh and replied, "What can I say Birbal ? There already was Darr Ka Mahaul in Modi's India. Image I myself cannot talk anything. Imagine the plight of ordinary people, especially the Daraa Hua Masalmans. In the middle of all this, look at Jodha. See how she's started to look like a Chudail. As long as she was finding faults with Monisha, all that was fine.
Mar 11, 2023 20 tweets 4 min read
Shaheen Gangs: Beware of Friends

CASA has reported another case of LJ from North Kerala. The discussions are on with people pointing fingers at parents, society, poor understanding of religion and so on. Parent organization of CASA(Church's Auxiliary for Social Action) is an inherently Anti-Hindu group that has consistently acted against RSS, BJP & Modi government. They've joined hands with Congress, Muslim League, Marxists, even SDPI to defame Modi Gov at the international level
Mar 11, 2023 12 tweets 2 min read
Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there.

He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look. One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO:
"What do you think of the stock market situation?"

The CEO arrogantly asks him:
"Why are you so interested in this subject?"

The shoeshine man replies:
"I have twenty million dollars deposited in your bank and I am thinking about..
Mar 11, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Premarital Sex (#Satire)

Journalist: What are your opinions about Premarital sex?

PappuG: Premarital sex in India is a complex structural problem. It's like there's an evolving threat to the democratic structure of India. It's not something drastic but a step by step process, wherein the democratic structure was deliberately stolen by a few crony capitalists and nobody protested. I was protesting all the time. I was telling repeatedly but my voice was muted by Modi government.
Mar 10, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
#KochiSmoke: The "Real" Truth

Godi media, including BBC are talking about Kochi smoke as if it is an accidental fire and the local "Communist" administration has failed to control the fire emanating from the Brahmapuram waste management plant.

1/n <please read till the end> Hence it's important to tell the truth, "hole" truth & nothing butt truth.
It's not accidental fire but deliberately planned fire for the safety of citizens of Kochi. March being the beginning of a long hot summer, government wants to ensure the people get acclimatized to heat.
Mar 9, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Cow-conut Tree

Primary school Teacher taught the kids about "Coconut tree" & said, "Learn it thoroughly. This will be asked in the exam." Little Pappu Dimplewale learnt it by heart. In the exam, the question was, "Write a short note on cow."

Undeterred, Pappu wrote... Image Cow is a domestic animal. Cow gives milk. Milk, sugar, ghee and tender coconut water are used to prepare "Panchamrit" for Pooja. Tender coconut grows on coconut tree. Coconut tree is useful for humans in several ways. Hence it is called "Kalpataru". It also yields dry coconut.
Mar 7, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Mughal Holi

Holi was introduced to India by Mughals. Shah Jahan had hundreds of concubines in his Zenana thanks to his undying and pure love for Mumtaz. One of the concubines was a Chinese beauty named Ho Li. Her Islamic name was Horia Ali. She introduced Shah Jahan to Marxist principles, feminism and equality. That's how Mughals fought Brahminism and established Islamist - Marxist equality in India. Some Queens and most concubines hated Ho Li because she was a Marxist.
Mar 7, 2023 12 tweets 2 min read
Hindu Rate of Growth

Raghuram Rajan has stirred up a storm with his reference to "Return to Hindu Rate of Growth". He did it with two motives. One, bash Modi Government and two, sound intelligent by bringing back an old coinage. It was neither true nor intelligent because India still is the fastest growing economy in the post-pandemic world.

Why was it called "Hindu Rate of GDP growth" ? There was a strong reason. 1947 saw vivisection of India into a Muslim Pakistan and a Hindu majority India.