Thread by @Firebrd86

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Prompt: Babyji biting the substitute teacher

Never make Babyji mad

That was a rule every staff member knew about. It had even been raised by Babyji's uncle, LQR, when he dropped Babyji off for the first day of kindergarten

Thankfully, Babyji was a very even tempered baby. At least he didn't treat the teachers like servants the way Babyxuan did or work the class up into a frenzy like Babyxian

Babyji happily did his thing and sucked up every bit of learning he could

That was, until his usual teacher fell ill and a substitute was called in

A substitute that had never met Babyji and whom Babyji had never met

It started off well. The class was allowed to start the day colouring. Babyji even got to use the pretty pencils

But then the substitute had them do art and crafts. Specifically, they had to make a card for their loved ones

Babyji knew what he wanted to make. He wanted to use the bunny shaped noodles and the bunny stickers and sequins for Huan-ge's card

The substitute teaacher was having none of that. Not only did he refuse Babyji the stickers and sequins, but he also told Babyji he should try and put something other than a bunny on the card

Babyji stared for a moment

NOT put a bunny on Huan-ge's card?

What kind of heresy was this?! Such words should NEVER be spoken!

A dreadful hush fell across the class of three year olds, making the substitute blink. What -

The screech that filled the classroom was the loudest screech even Babyxian had ever heard in his while life!

The substitute yelled and yelled and yelled as Babyji clamped his little teefies down on their hand. This was one bitey baby!

The teacher tried to shake him off, but he was stuck like a barnacle, and weighed more than your average capybara! There was no shaking him off!

The substitute wailed as he found himself stuck in the jaws of a three year old, no way to release the hold. What did he ever do to deserve such awful punishment!?

Meanwhile, Babyji had just clamped his jaw in place and hunkered his roumd little body and wasn't. letting. go.

This person told him NO BUNNIES?!

Such words should never ever be spoken!

Babyji was going to teach this person a lesson! Bunnies were ALWAYS allowed! Bunnies were love! Bunnies were life!

The teacher didn't know how long he fought against the dreaded maw of mad as hell Babyji, but he only saw freedom when Babyxian appeared and took Babyji's hand. "Zhanzhan wanna go draw some bunnies wif me?"

The teeth unlatched from their prey as Babyji waddled off with Babyxian

The teacher breathed hard, shaking, and looked at his hand. It was red, and there were perfectly defined teeth marks in the skin (they hadn't broken through, thank goodness!)

He glanced at Babyji happily drawing in his card next to Babyxian and gave a shuddering sigh

He felt like he'd only just escaped a fate worse than death

One thing was certain - He was never teaching kindergartners ever again

Thank you to @secretwtofshame for this adorably hilarious prompt! Babyji and his teefies! 🤣