Thread by @usehex

Тред про tcp/udp от GTP-4 поехали

> Please write me a thread for twitter, about differences between tcp and udp in english with jokes, I need 5 tweets

TCP is like a clingy ex who calls and texts all the time to make sure you got the message, while UDP is like a cool friend who sends you a postcard and doesn't expect a reply. #TCPvsUDP #jokes

TCP is reliable, but it's also a bit needy. It requires a lot of handshaking and confirmation messages to make sure all data is received. UDP, on the other hand, is more laid-back. It's like, "Hey, here's some data, take it or leave it." #TCPvsUDP #jokes

TCP is like a helicopter parent - it hovers over its data to make sure it's safe and sound. UDP is like a cool aunt - it gives its data some freedom and lets it explore the world. #TCPvsUDP #jokes

TCP is great for things like file transfers and email, where you need all the data to arrive intact. UDP is better for real-time applications like video streaming and online gaming, where speed is more important than perfect delivery. #TCPvsUDP #jokes

In summary, TCP and UDP are like two different personalities. TCP is reliable, cautious, and a bit high-maintenance. UDP is fast, efficient, and carefree. Which one you choose depends on what you're trying to accomplish. #TCPvsUDP #jokes