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Fes 0xFF

@usehex

Тред про tcp/udp от GTP-4 поехали

> Please write me a thread for twitter, about differences between tcp and udp in english with jokes, I need 5 tweets

TCP is like a clingy ex who calls and texts all the time to make sure you got the message, while UDP is like a cool friend who sends you a postcard and doesn't expect a reply. #TCPvsUDP #jokes

TCP is reliable, but it's also a bit needy. It requires a lot of handshaking and confirmation messages to make sure all data is received. UDP, on the other hand, is more laid-back. It's like, "Hey, here's some data, take it or leave it." #TCPvsUDP #jokes

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🗣 Rob Rosenberger

@vmyths

Let's talk cybersecurity #jokes while we still can.

You probably don't take on a company like @McAfee or a person like @CybersecuritySF like *I* do. But most of you DO enjoy a joke that uses #sarcasm, #burlesque, #irony, and/or #satire to make its point…
thehill.com/opinion/judici…

@THErealDVORAK

…and that's something I've done in our industry for three decades. PC Magazine columnist @THErealDVORAK labeled me "a comic provocateur" for using the comedian's tools of the trade. My "#antivirus industry persona" predates The Colbert Report. I was…

https://twitter.com/vmyths/status/1362338554052018179

https://twitter.com/mikko/status/804284210890452992

…blogging about the #antivirus industry before Google's formation. My 120+ "audio rants" predate YouTube. My website visitors routinely crippled what you know as Mae West. I got snapped up at *the* apex of the Internet bubble and I laughed all the…

https://twitter.com/mikko/status/804284210890452992

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kemlon #LillaahiTa'alaBerjuang

@kemlonih

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيم

Sambil rileks dan buka-buka file lama, ternyata ada "risalah" project yang cukup berkesan ketika mengerjakannya..

Sebuah milestone dan kesempatan yang gak mungkin didapat oleh semua orang..

Yaitu proyek konservasi dan pembuatan sanctuary..

Sanctuary/konservasi untuk binatang yang terancam punah.

Tunggu dulu, arsitek bikin sanctuary binatang?

Iyaa..arsitek itu gak hanya mendesain bangunan/kawasan untuk manusia berkegiatan, tapi juga untuk binatang dan juga perlindungan binatang (sanctuary)

Salahsatunya proyek ini

Sekitar semester kedua 2015 dan tahun 2016, alhamdulillaah saya terlibat dalam proyek perencanaan sanctuary/perlindungan badak sumatera di Kelian, Kalimantan Timur.

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Autistic Rose

@NortherlyRose

#Thread
Things I don’t find funny.
From a very late diagnosed #ActuallyAutistic perspective.
On April 1, in some parts of the world, deliberate mistruths will be told to try and fool people.
Here in the UK this has now become standard government policy.
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
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In Brazil April Fool’s Day is known as: ‘Dia da mentira’ (day of the lie).
How interesting that so many societies make fun of people for believing what they’re told, rather than for telling lies.
This ‘put down’ category of humour is pervasive and has never seemed funny to me.
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A crucial factor in determining if something is funny is unkindness.
Anything resembling bullying is deeply unfunny to me.
I even find self-deprecating humour distasteful.
“Where’s your sense of humour?” they say while dishing out demeaning banter.
Not here, that’s for sure.
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Whorbivore

@InsecuriTeek

Y'all, I saw a post that said every hood girl has used a baby sock when they don't have a tampon. Clearly posted and shared by men. A THREAD
#makeitmakesense #periods #wtf #jokes #redflags #relatable