Thread by @gemmagould

Return of the Mack you say? I think I rather prefer this version. Mark Morrison has nothing on me. This is Return of the Tax
#AltLyricsPardoyCrew
#ToriesOut252
#JeremyHuntIsARightSteveBaker
#FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs

Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well My name is Mr Hunt (yes, it is)
And I am really just a c*nt
Now the people they do say
The Tories cannot stay
'Cos I broke the NHS
Yes I left it in a mess
Now I’ve had to come again to show you that I’m mean

I lied to you, all those times I said that we’d help you
I lied to you, yes I lied yes I lied
I lied to you even though you voted blue
I Lied to you yes I lied yes I lied I lied

Return of the Tax here it is
Return of the Tax come on
Return of the Tax oh my god
(You know that I am back) here I am
(Return of the Tax) once again
(Return of the Tax) I’ve f*cked up your world
(Return of the Tax) hit a new low
Over 50s back to work you go

So I'm upping up my game (grifting so)
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
'Cos what I did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things I’ve done
So, plebs, listen carefully
While I tax you all day long

I lied to you) 'cos I said I’d help you when I wont
(I lied to you ) it’s what I do what I do
(I lied to you) all these plans I said I’d never use
(I lied to you) it’s what I do what I do do do

Return of the Tax here it is
(Return of the Tax) hold on
(Return of the Tax) don't you know
(You know that I am back) here I go
(Return of the Tax) five E’s
(Return of the Tax) Tory Sh*ttery
(Return of the Tax) for low pay
(You know that I am back) causing decay

Ah plebs
How about Skills Boot Camp

I lied to you 'cos I said I’d help you when I wont
(I lied to you ) it’s what I do what I do
(I lied to you) all these plans I said I’d never use
(I lied to you) it’s what I do what I do do do

Return of the Tax, here it is
Return of the Tax come on
Return of the Tax oh my god
(You know that I am back) here I am
(Return of the Tax) once again
(Return of the Tax) I’ve f*cked up your world
(Return of the Tax) hit a new low
Over 50s back to work you go

Return of the Tax here it is
(Return of the Tax) hold on
(Return of the Tax) don't you know
(You know that I am back) here I go
(Return of the Tax) five E’s
(Return of the Tax) Tory Sh*ttery
(Return of the Tax) for low pay
(You know that I am back) causing decay