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a short #darlentina au

the vanguardias are “the maharlika” of mangisla riwasaan (the philippines).

enter narda, a commoner, who finds herself entangled with the princess of the country. quite literally. in her bed, to be specific. and a few times too.
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• fluff, humor, slight nsfw
• timestamps don’t matter
• photos used aren’t mine
• do not repost

short lang talaga to promise. it’s been sitting in my drafts for so long so this is pretty much self indulgent hehe. very short. as in short na short.
si regina ImageImageImageImage
si narda ImageImageImage
oplan: takas sa palasyo ImageImageImageImage
narda and friends 1.1 ImageImageImageImage
narda and friends 1.2 ImageImageImage
ang mata ng prinsesa ImageImage
tweedledee and tweedledum ImageImageImage
the escape Image
repost bcs i forgot the first two tweets lmao

a/n: pics grabbed from pinterest ImageImageImageImage
malagkit pa sa malagkit ImageImageImageImage
bagong bestie ni xandra twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
untouchable ImageImage
if walls could talk ImageImage
… they wouldn’t shut up ImageImage
cold tiles ImageImageImage
favors Image
pagtakas ng isang (akyat bahay) prinsesa ImageImage
caught up with the present ImageImage
regina and her hang-up on narda ImageImageImage
mga ayaw nga naman sa clingy ImageImage
boogsh if: ka-cuddle daw boogsh face reveal ImageImageImageImage
and so it begins :P ImageImageImage
frustration o nabitin? ImageImageImage
narda-mara f.o. era ? ImageImageImageImage
si galit at kabado ImageImage
prinsesa momints ImageImageImage
may nagbabanta (pero tiklop naman agad) ImageImageImageImage
ang twitter bio ni regina ImageImageImage
narda boang ImageImageImageImage
mood swing ImageImageImageImage
narda pikon 2.0 ImageImageImageImage
forda patriot ang ferson ImageImageImage
regina: sarsism ba to? 🤔 ImageImage
3 down, 1 more to go ImageImageImageImage
xandra, ang bagong tulay ImageImageImage
petty laban sa adik (??) ImageImageImage
realizashun ImageImageImageImage
… charot ImageImageImage
wow tumatapang Image
prinsesa sa umaga, kidnapper sa gabi ImageImageImageImage
regina simp? ImageImageImageImage
magulo kausap ImageImageImage
bibigay din naman pala Image
powers ni regina ImageImageImage
ang mahiwagang offer ni regina ImageImageImageImage
yes na yes! Image
may pa-bday greeting pa si mayor (prinsesa*) ImageImage
regina, speak into the mic ImageImageImageImage
ayan na nga kinumpleto na ImageImageImage
ilang stars nga ba? ImageImage
kuya robert ImageImageImage
bandera ni mara (at narda?) ImageImage
of martinis and wine ImageImage
hard to get (weh?) ImageImageImageImage
no touching ImageImage
regina’s mind, body, and soul: if we hold on together Image
bawal maingay ImageImage
nakauwi pa sila sa lagay na yon ImageImage
textmates Image
contact names ImageImageImageImage
narda vs regina ImageImageImageImage
a little something ImageImageImageImage
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pasok jessa zaragosa ImageImage
final destination ImageImageImageImage
one like = one prayer ImageImage
sana kaya mo pa regina ImageImageImage
play one call away by charlie puth ImageImage
sweet dreams pa nga Image
naospital dahil kulang sa se- [gun shots] ImageImageImageImage
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paso ImageImage
go regina go! ImageImageImageImage
prinsesang makulit ImageImage
kung may stop the car, may open the door ImageImageImageImage
walang bra? no problem! ImageImage
the comeback (taray) ImageImage
pampaantok ImageImageImage
break free ni mareng ariana g. ImageImage
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maralations 2:3 ImageImageImageImage
ayaw pa nga umalis ImageImageImageImage
as a concerned fubu Image
oplan: kidnapin si narda ImageImageImage
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narda and her pretty [redacted] ImageImage
ali best boy ! Image
long drive

a/n: cw for mention of the word ‘drug’ and thoughts of SA ImageImageImage
mission: success! ImageImageImageImage
bago ang lahat… for the feels ;)

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casa de vanguardia ImageImageImageImage
tawag muna kay lola bago humarot ImageImageImage
hala nahuhulog na ImageImageImage
hala nahulog na ImageImageImageImage
selfish Image
take three, last na talaga hdjshsjshsh

a/n: regina bottom truthers, this is for you ImageImageImage
namamahay ImageImage
forda domestic ang mga ferson ImageImageImageImage
yelo kayo diyan ImageImage
play bon appetit by katy perry Image
pambansang friendship mara ImageImageImageImage
haha angst? ImageImageImageImage
da who ? Image
memorizing her, to never forget ImageImageImage
the last time ImageImageImage
threats ImageImageImage
sos ImageImage
home ImageImageImageImage
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missing (the) princess ImageImageImageImage
moni for the gang Image
libre ni narda

a/n: photos grabbed from pinterest ImageImageImage
six, fourteen, eighteen ImageImage
the missing (and missed) Image
princess is here ImageImageImage
somebody (narda) ImageImageImageImage
narda’s plea ImageImage
the longing ImageImage
mag-hep hep kung ready na sa semi reunion Image
the call ImageImage
the yearning pt. 1

a/n: nsfw (wow ngayon pa ko nagwarning ah) ImageImageImage
the yearning pt. 2

a/n: nsfw pa rin lol ImageImage
baby ImageImageImageImage
ali come thru Image
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boogsh kulong

a/n: mali pa spelling ng montejaro pero kebs Image
with a bang ImageImageImageImage
naks may paganon Image
notes app reveal narda ImageImageImageImage
sufries daw ImageImageImage
spoiled na ulit ang baby na yan ImageImage
aguy ambaby ImageImageImage
asan tapang mo ngayon regina ImageImageImageImage
may bumabawi ImageImage
narda bumabanat ImageImage
fell first, fell harder ImageImage
ano nga ba kasi yon narda ImageImage
pinanindigan na nga ang pagiging sugar mommeh ImageImageImageImage
take two dahil namali ako ng reply HDJSHSNBSS

#flex ang baby ghworl, nag-unpriv pa ImageImageImageImage
ang [redacted] ni narda ImageImage
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prayer reveal narda ImageImageImageImage
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naol may laman gcash ImageImage
arcade >>>>>> moni ImageImageImage
us2 ko ng kuya j’s Image
blessings ni regina ImageImageImageImage
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nauubusan na ko ng caption sana kaya ko pa ImageImage
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gone ImageImage
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yie pwede na magkita ImageImageImage
utang ni narda ImageImage
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para sayo? syempre gising yan Image
di nga siya fan ImageImageImageImage
ang ating tugon: regina down bad ImageImageImage
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at dahil naglapag na ang ating first lady ng content from the con… ImageImageImage
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di naman atat ang prinsesa ni narda ImageImage
the anticlimactic reunion (intentional)

a/n: nadoble ang panel bcs lutang na me :D ImageImageImageImage
moments before the disaster ImageImageImage
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taranta na si ali ImageImage
tied up Image
the queen Image
queen on a mission ImageImageImage
meet the parent (ehem the queen) ImageImage
culprit? ImageImage
regina and noah ImageImageImageImage
brave ImageImageImage
no mercy Image
contact ImageImageImage
on the move ImageImage
beethoven ImageImage
rain and tears ImageImageImageImage
noah’s truth ImageImageImage
hindi kaya ImageImageImage
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