So #Arrestmas

What should be Trump punishment? All this:

To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life + 1,137 years (eligible for parole in 882)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
and
How should Trump End 2/
(in prison)

Prison means a healthier life

No cheeseburgers
No ketchup
No Diet Cokes
No McDonalds or KFC
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved off)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
No golf
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)

Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
The Trump Legacy 4/

Worst Lady #FLOTITS deported:
So no conjugal visits

Trump assets seized
Trump buildings become homeless centers
Trump golf courses into refugee campsites
& wind farms
Trump properties renamed after Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, McCain, Stormy, Vindman, Bragg

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Mar 21
What can we expect on #Arrestmas? Let's do a Thread

First. FORGET what the media told you. For two years you've been fed bullshit that Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg had dropped this case. Obviously he hadn't. And I told you repeatedly no, he had not. But mainstream media fed you lies Image
Real legal experts and some honest journalists like say Palmer Report have told you the truth all along. The DA cannot leak because it would only damage his case. They have to remain quiet, & do their talking at last possible moment, in court documents. To keep their CASE STRONG
But the criminal side - Trumpworld - has an INTEREST in spinning the story, feeding us at best biased half-truths, and at worst outright lies. & they face no penalty for doing so

The media KNOW this discrepancy yet feed you the bullshit. That is made FAR WORSE by the accomplices
Read 21 tweets
Mar 20
MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra

So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#Arrestmas Image
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way

#Arrestivus Image
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way

#TrumpIndicted Image
Read 5 tweets
Mar 20
Do NOT let the newsmedia distract you from the big picture. If there is a bank robbery & the driver gets a parking ticket, do not fall for news about that parking ticket

Donald Trump is the biggest criminal in US history. He will go to prison. His FIRST criminal indictment now
This is the MONSTER story. Biggest criminal in US history will be convicted. It starts in New York likely tomorrow Tuesday with his first indictment. This makes all of 2016 and 2020 and Vladimir Putin and Giuliani and Bill Barr and Mueller pale in comparison

Trump goes to PRISON
Tell your newsmedia to focus on the BIG PICTURE. Do not let them distract you with bullshit

The FIRST CRIMINAL CONVICTION of Trump starts with his indictment in Manhattan, on financial crimes which is probably mainly TAX FRAUD with Weisselberg (not the silly Stormy stuff)
Read 10 tweets
Mar 20
Quick reality check

We do not know that Trump is coming to NY on Tuesday, but this should become known during Monday. Trump HIMSELF clearly freaked out on Friday and THOUGHT he is headed to NY for arraignment on Tuesday..

So lets enjoy #Arrestmas for now. It is coming 'soon'
We DO know - CBS has confirmed - that US Secret Service has been in talks with NY about moving Trump to an arraignment in coming days. It is QUITE plausible that Trump was told on Friday and he had his epic freak out because he found out

BUT the DATE is not confirmed as of now
Note that this is Manhattan DA so Alvin Bragg, the case that has built over several years and is NOT just Stormy Daniels payment

It is LIKELY the full financial tax fraud scheme that Trump attorney Allen Weisselberg confessed to last year, and is serving prison time
Read 7 tweets
Mar 20
My Dearest Vladimir

How's your war going in Ukraine? Did I see you indicted by some international court? Isn't that going to limit your travel?

I'm miserable. That Manhattan DA is going to arrest me on Tuesday.

I miss hearing your voice. Couldn't you just call me, just for a
My Sweetest Trumpy-Pumpkin

Daddy's a bit busy with this war in Ukraine. My incompetent army is just fucking losing & goddamned retreating all the time. And now Poland & Slovakia are sending fighter jets to Ukraine. Mig 29s. Planes that were made here in Russia! That is so unfair
Dearest Chairman Kim Jong-Un

I noticed you fired up some rockets again. Were you selling some missiles to Russia? Did you talk to Vladimir Putin? Did he say anything about me? He isn't returning my calls

How I miss the gentle touch of your big hand in mine when we had our walks
Read 12 tweets
Mar 19
Let's have a reality check...

First. There is no official confirmation of any arrest or indictment in New York. We should know by end of Monday if Tuesday is happening, and Trump saying Tuesday could mean he flies to NY on Tue, and surrenders on Wednesday. Let's take this easy
So first. We do not know that there is ANY event in New York yet scheduled

BUT Trump's US Secret Service will have to coordinate any travel, and timing-wise it could be that Trump was told just now (yesterday) and he had his epic melt-down about it. He could fly to NY on Tue
But there seems to be some organizing around Trump World for a rally at Mar-A-Lago (a crime scene) for around 6 PM??? if so, would mean evening flight to New York. Trump MIGHT go to Manhattan DA on Wednesday morning, and fly OUT of Florida on Tue eve
Read 9 tweets

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