MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra

So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#Arrestmas Image
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way

#Arrestivus Image
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way

#TrumpIndicted Image
MY WAY 4/
Frank Sinatra

I've lied
I've screamed and cried
My bitter shrill
I'm full of losing
Taxes
I tried to hide
No court complied
That's not amusing
New York
Now takes all that
My properties?
I'm left with jack
The taxman knows
My money goes
I lost it
My way

#TrumpArrested Image
MY WAY 5/
Frank Sinatra

For what is a man?
What has he got?
Loser con-man
Yes I am naught
To make these claims
I know are lies
So cruel and vile
You so despise
My record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you
My way

#TrumpIsDone Image

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Mar 23
HYPOTHETICAL

Imagine joining Trump White House in 2018. EVERYBODY knew Trump is a criminal by then. What would YOU do? You would make recordings and meticulous written records, and take photographs

to protect YOURSELF Image
Of COURSE you would. And you would see that EVERYBODY ELSE in the White House was doing it too. Omarosa warned people on TV, that everybody had to protect themselves who worked for Trump - and everybody was recording him Image
But once you arrive in Trump White House you observe that not only is Trump himself a criminal - EVERYBODY ELSE in his administration is a crook. It is a kleptocracy. A criminal enterprise

So you ALSO collect evidence of the OTHER CRIMES you see OTHERS COMMITTING, for leverage Image
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Mar 21
Will Trump show up on Manhattan for his arraignment?

Is Trump a flight risk?

Those who have followed the Trumpomess closely for past years know very well, but most of you probably are not certain of the answer. Let's do this Thread

#TrumpArrest #Arrestmas Image
Some worry that Trump might not show up to be fingerprinted for his mugshot etc, at his arraignment (likely next week on Manhattan)

That will not happen. Trump absolutely doesn't WANT to show up, but he will. Because this is a criminal indictment, and his arraignment. He needs.. Image
Trump NEEDS to get out on bail. His criminal trial will not be until next year. He does NOT want to sit in JAIL up to the trial

It is a white-collar crime (non-violent crime). He thus is no risk to society. He is a first-time offender. He will get bail. IF HE SHOWS UP Image
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Trump freaked out last week Friday and sent out a message that he will be 'arrested' on Tuesday (today). There have been discussions between US Secret Service & NY Police Dept about Trump surrender timing. He will show up. We do NOT know the date. It MIGHT be today (or tomorrow)
It is not going to be an 'arrest'. It is a criminal indictment of a first-time offender in a New York white collar crime. He gets to surrender, he will get out on bail to await his trial. So Trump calling it 'arrest' was just his panic & paranoia

BUT we call it #Arrestmas
I do not know what day or time it happens. New York police set up the barriers etc yesterday, and from this morning (Tue) they are in formal attire, in anticipation of Trump's indictment. So it is reasonably imminent. Trump airplane had some activity in Florida last night
Read 4 tweets
Mar 21
What can we expect on #Arrestmas? Let's do a Thread

First. FORGET what the media told you. For two years you've been fed bullshit that Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg had dropped this case. Obviously he hadn't. And I told you repeatedly no, he had not. But mainstream media fed you lies
Real legal experts and some honest journalists like say Palmer Report have told you the truth all along. The DA cannot leak because it would only damage his case. They have to remain quiet, & do their talking at last possible moment, in court documents. To keep their CASE STRONG
But the criminal side - Trumpworld - has an INTEREST in spinning the story, feeding us at best biased half-truths, and at worst outright lies. & they face no penalty for doing so

The media KNOW this discrepancy yet feed you the bullshit. That is made FAR WORSE by the accomplices
Read 21 tweets
Mar 20
MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra

So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#Arrestmas
MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way

#Arrestivus
MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way

#TrumpIndicted
Read 5 tweets
Mar 20
So #Arrestmas

What should be Trump punishment? All this:

To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life + 1,137 years (eligible for parole in 882)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
and
How should Trump End 2/
(in prison)

Prison means a healthier life

No cheeseburgers
No ketchup
No Diet Cokes
No McDonalds or KFC
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved off)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
No golf
The Trump end 3/
(in prison)

Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
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