Thread by @dodoscreamb

#xicheng a dumbass match made in heaven.

It was JC's first time going to a bar. WWX and NHS chaperoned him ("so no one got naughty with Chengcheng~" / "Not unless we approved their fashion style, at the very least." / "Shut up you two." 😒😳)

JC was being his usual grouchy self

but he was thankful for his bffs' presence.

Anyhow.

After a few drinks, they saw this gentleman who was practically GLOWING. Like a god walking into the dimly-lit den of the mortals.

JC tried to act casual, but his chaos bffs who had graduated the Tsundere Behavior Studies

immediately noticed that their shy little virgin tsundere Chengcheng wanted the man's d 🤭

Hoho, you had a great taste, Chengcheng! Not bad lah for a virgin 😏

They hyped JC up to make a move, and JC, easily goaded as he was, finally agreed.

WWX: Ok, so all you gotta do is approach him and ask, "hey, what's a guy gotta do to get a drink?" 😉 Don't forget the wink!

JC, not understanding what was the relation between getting a drink and flirting with a guy: that's it?

NHS, understanding what WWX meant: definitely.

That one will get you a pass to the man's d.

JC, still not getting it but trusting NHS more than WWX (and besides, unlike him, the two of them were not virgins, so they knew better, right?) : .... Oookay then. Here I go. Wish me luck!

JC approached LXC.

JC, too nervous to remember WWX's exact words: H-hey, um. Do you know how to order a drink?

He forgot to wink and made a nervous 😣 instead.

LXC, a big brother, a team leader, a CEO-in-the-making; who was used to guide people younger than him and helped older people: hi ☺️

is this your first time going to a bar?

JC, not realizing that he was supposed to flirt: um, yeah 😣

LXC, also not realizing that it was supposed to be a flirting attempt: it's alright, there's a first for everyone! Let's go to the bar, shall we? I'll show you how to order

drinks from the bartender ☺️

And then the two of them went to the bar, LXC channeled his teacher mode and unironically taught JC how to order drinks as well as the kind of drinks available, how to drink them, etc.

JC, the goody-two-shoes student, entered his student headspace

and listened intently, asking questions, and even made little notes.

Neither of them realized they should have flirted with each other.

At the end of the night, JC got the man's name and number and a promise to visit another bar together.

NHS: well, at least you got his number 🤭

WWX: What's important is the outcome, isn't it? 😂

JC, still not getting it: what are you talking about? 🤨❓

*bonus: how it worked with wwx and NHS*

WWX: Hi cutie 😉 say, what's a guy gotta do to get a drink? 😉
LWJ, straightforward and horny: He comes home with me. I have a bottle of classic wine at home.
WWX: My my, so bold 🤭

NHS: say, what's a cute guy gotta do to get a drink? 😉
MXY, shy and awkward but knows how to play the game: h-he should kiss me first? 😳
NHS: Are you sure? You don't sound too sure about it. Oh well~ let's see if it really works! *kissed MXY*