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Mar 24 11 tweets 3 min read
Folks, I have a full time prof job, with something like 35 paying students, from UG to PhD to officially advise. Plus research, teaching, other service.

I don't have the bandwidth to advise complete strangers on their or kids' applications. Please stop DMing for that. 🙏
I mean if it's a limited question or something very specific, sure, I can answer. But asking me to meet or zoom with you or your kid and "mentor" you through the application, sorry, that's a lot of labor for strangers.

Same for moving to NYC. I can't executive produce your move.
All these threads I post about college life or lectures or details about NYC are just me getting some thoughts out of my head that some others might find interesting or useful.

They aren't advertising a consulting service.

Please think a bit before putting me in an award place.
At the end of the day, the purpose of my Twitter account is what was also the purpose of my blog - neurodivergent mind getting out thoughts that crowd his head so he can focus on his actual day job and family life. And get some validation in the process.

Not here to "influence".
OMG this!

When in fact it is the exact opposite!

A typical Prof at a US university has little to no idea about the admissions process. It's a black box for us, by design, BY LAW!

We are the last people who can "guide" you on UG admissions.

Even the kids of friends or family members that I "advise" on college admissions, I start off saying the same. That I can tell you about how college life is, how courses are, how the uni reputation is.

I have no first hand idea what works for college admissions. By design.
Ironically or appropriately, the reason we profs are almost completely removed from the UG admissions process is EXACTLY this thing of parents reaching out and wanting an edge 🤭.

Remember USC admissions scandal? At least coaches have some seats to give. I have zero!
If profs started having a direct say again in who is admitted to undergrad programs, it would be chaos, given how extremely competitive college admissions in the US are. Scandals like USC. And lawsuits galore, given title VI and title IX of the civil rights act.
My interaction with college students starts AFTER they start college. I or any prof you know in the US can't help you in any real way about what works with undergraduate admissions. So please please pretty please with sugar on top, stop asking. 😁🙏
And also about NYC, if you and I are actual friends, at least mutuals, sure, I'll flood you with tips like so.

But strangers, kindly excuse 🙏. We live in the golden age of information search and online reviews.

You can just search my profile with NYC and find hundred tips.
I'm always the happy "our man in Manhattan" for friends and family. But I am not a travel influencer or consultant. And plus my lakhs of tweets already have a lot of #NYC tips you can find with some keywords in the search box on my profile.

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Senator is getting full attention of the Sanghi IT cell. Look at his replies and QTs. Such ridiculous attacks on him too. "You have a Pakistani friend and have been to Pakistan ergo you aren't a friend of India".

Great strategy, sanghis, alienate people who want to be friends.
Exactly! What possibly can the BJP gain from flooding the Twitter account of the sitting senator from Maryland who is on the powerful foreign relations committee, just for him expressing a very understandable opinion?

Just reflective ₹2 tweeting.

Malware Malviya has created this ugly mercenary troll machine that just goes hammer and tongs after anyone and everyone saying anything critical of the BJP. Might work on individual who get sick of the hate. It's not gonna work on a US Senator. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ His staff will notice, is all.
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No?

Well, I have and today, I will find out.

Marinated bone-in drumstick and thigh pieces in yogurt, minced ginger garlic, and my favorite Jamaican jerk sauce.

We shall return to it in 2 hours. Image
As it marinates, wondering whether to make it Dum Pukht style, chicken slow cooked with the rice like in Hyderabad or Maharashtra. Or Awadhi style, where the chicken is fully cooked before mixing with the rice.

Hmm, given that jerk chicken is roasted, I need Mailard action.
I think I'm gonna do a hybrid of the two methods.

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There are so many sanghi society sockpupppet accounts on Twitter that are obviously tasked with trolling and continuously insulting specific women. This account for example is primarily to troll @minicnair & @Sanginamby. Very similar repetitive bigoted comments. ImageImageImageImage
And even when the account is not trolling Mini or Sangita, it is almost obsessively trolling women accounts.

It's an example of how the sangh weaponizes misogyny online. There are many accounts solely dedicated to trolling Rana, Shehla, Swara.

It's beyond dystopian.
Oh yes, big time. And it also helps rally the incel energy to their side.

From my analysis, I've seen that any outspoken progressive Indian woman on Twitter with more than 20K followers has a bunch of dedicated sockpupppet accounts just chipping away.

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You know, you can draw a line from American Desi to Mindy Kaling receiving the National Medal of the Arts.

A couple of years ago, I had recommended the movie to Gen Z American Desi students who watched it and had so many fascinating thoughts!
The first reaction was "OMG how is it that my parents and cousins showed me so many crappy Bollywood movies but never showed me this! 😭😭"

It's a fairly standard college rom com template but was applied very well to the Indian American community. Mostly still holds up.
We first discussed parts where it doesn't hold up. Many jokes that make you cringe in the 2020s. But were normal in 2000.

Kal Penn's wannabe black guy character that drops the n-word a lot, probably wouldn't be written today.

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TIL that Waiting for a Visa by Dr. Ambedkar is used as a text book in Columbia!

Good!

It's one of things I only read when I was 30 or so and wondered why it was not required reading for me in school in India.

Do read it. It's fairly short.

columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pri…
Really, read it. Especially if you're a brahmin or brahmin adjacent. Just read it. Won't take more than half an hour.

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"My five years of staying in Europe and America had completely wiped out of my mind any consciousness that I was an untouchable, and that an untouchable wherever he went in India was a problem to himself and to others."

This is such powerful and crisp writing!
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That bright green and that orange and that scene in the trailer.

Literally the second I saw it, I was like, oh, this is very tactical chum for the sanghi sharks. And they'll only only threaten srk and deepika. They never threaten producers. Chopra's rake in the money.
How could anyone in 2023 India who was putting that trailer together, with at least a few hundred grey cells in their head, not see that scene and instantly predict IT cell hate & sanghi outrage?

They bet on the majority of Indians, who are not sanghi, to rally in support. 🤷🏽
Have y'all forgotten the Padmavat template? That was 5 years ago. A politician openly put out a bounty for beheading Deepika. Over a film that isn't even remotely insulting of a queen WHO NEVER EVEN EXISTED!

Sanghi hate is always good for box office business.
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