THE VERTLARTNIC HEALTH17 - The Seventeen Most Positive People For Health
1 Dr Selena Trout
WELLNESS TACKLER
“If there isn’t illness, how could there be wellness” reads the famous quote from this world renowned cardio-infectologist.
2 Dr Penny Sauron
PRESCIENT LEADER
Dr Sauron popularised the saying “ha, ha, we’ve all got to get it!”, and only ever let the weak die.
10 Things That Are Totally Nothing To Do With Covid Infections And Haven’t Been Caused By Covid Infections And Are In No Way Connected To Covid Infections At All:
1. ASTHMA
Oh Hell No.
How Could That Have Anything To Do With The Respiratory Virus You’ve Caught Four Times?
2. COLD SORES
Nope, That’s Just Ridiculous. One Virus Can’t Wear Down Your Immune System To Make You Vulnerable To Another Virus.
The Vertlartnic Announcement:
After several weeks without an editor following the sudden illness of the previous editor, following the sudden death of the previous previous editor, the Vertlartnic Board are pleased to announce that Gary Bungalow from IT has been appointed editor.
This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Gary Bungalow carefully provided tech support for all of the Vertlartnic's board, and has access to every single message they've ever shared.
Gary has always been very keen on following up the most recent internet stories, and has a broad and generous understanding of the definition of factual reporting.