THE VERTLARTNIC HEALTH17 - The Seventeen Most Positive People For Health
1 Dr Selena Trout
WELLNESS TACKLER
“If there isn’t illness, how could there be wellness” reads the famous quote from this world renowned cardio-infectologist.
Apr 16 • 24 tweets • 6 min read
Airborne:
Ahead of the WHO clarifying their terminology, a Vertlartnic Retrospective Thread
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10 Things That Are Totally Nothing To Do With Covid Infections And Haven’t Been Caused By Covid Infections And Are In No Way Connected To Covid Infections At All: 1. ASTHMA
Oh Hell No.
How Could That Have Anything To Do With The Respiratory Virus You’ve Caught Four Times?
Oct 29, 2023 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
THE VERTLARTNIC FEATURETTE
Why Does No One Talk About The Benefits Of Long Covid? Here’s 10 Ways It Will Light Up Your Life!
You’ll Find Out How Many Friends You Really Have.
Jun 13, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The Vertlartnic Announcement:
After several weeks without an editor following the sudden illness of the previous editor, following the sudden death of the previous previous editor, the Vertlartnic Board are pleased to announce that Gary Bungalow from IT has been appointed editor.
This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Gary Bungalow carefully provided tech support for all of the Vertlartnic's board, and has access to every single message they've ever shared.
May 25, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
No, I Don’t Know Anyone Off Sick From Work With Long Covid. No, Terry Has New Onset Fatigue, Sophie has New Onset Vertigo, Paul From Purchasing Only Had A Heart Attack, Maggie From Accounts Has Developed Intense Anxiety, Maggie In Sales Has New Chronic Back Pain...
... Juan From Tech Support Keeps Being Off Sick With Infections, Jeremy Has New Shortness Of Breath, Perry Has New Onset Vasculitis, Tomas From Accounts Has Intense Tinnitus...
Mar 25, 2023 • 30 tweets • 7 min read
The Vertlartnic EXTENDED.
Ten Things We're Blaming For The Damage Caused By Covid Infections.
1: Lockdowns