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Oh no, this weirdo is now sending nude photos to... uh...?
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I just made @KaylaPekkala promise to take away my internet-connected devices if I ever end up 3 days into being Twitter's main character

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Mar 29
This is one of the most pathetic memes in the history of pathetic memes.

"Hrm... you're willing to pay for Prime Video/Netflix/Spotify/Apple Music/YouTube Premium/Disney+, but not Twitter!?!?"

Yeah, those other things provide actual services. Image
"Hmm... you'll pay $10/mo for Spotify, which lets you listen to virtually any song that's ever been created in the history of the world... and you'll pay $11/mo for Disney+, which gives you access to virtually everything Disney has ever released... but you won't pay for Twitter?"
I'm not opposed to paying for extra features. When Twitter originally announced Twitter Blue, I signed up and thought it was fine. But that's not what the apartheid prince is doing in scraping away features that have always been free and then charging you to use them again.
Read 17 tweets
Mar 28
#MLBTheShow23 Collect every National League player in the game to access the third most 'roided out player in baseball history
Collect every American League player in the game to access the second most 'roided out player in baseball history
And collect all of those to get... Jeter?
Read 6 tweets
Mar 28
Also, everyone please note how these lunatics keep referring to it as "the Nashville transgender attack."

This is deliberate and it is evil.
They so badly want to try to make "transgender ideology" a thing (it is not an "ideology"), and they're going to keep doing this shit. Trans people, as a group, have nothing to do with this shit, so fuck right on off.
There's no excuse for anyone shooting up a school. And there's no excuse for trying to cast blame on trans people as a group for the actions of any individual.

Absolutely evil shit happening on the right. They're giddy because they think they can use this to attack trans people.
Read 11 tweets
Mar 28
"Uh, well, the shooter was trans, so..."

The absolute ghouls on this website trying to use this to attack trans people. Fuck off.
If trans people are statistically 0.5% of the population (or somewhere around there, source here: reuters.com/world/us/new-s…), roughly 1 in every 200 mass shootings would be carried out by a trans person, statistically-speaking.
In 2022, there were 647 mass shootings. insider.com/number-of-mass…

You would EXPECT that there would be *at least 3* trans people who were perpetrators in those shootings. But there weren't.
Read 13 tweets
Mar 28
This is just sad. "Why I am giving Substack, the place that I make money from... my money."
Like, hey, idk, maybe that's a good investment, but it seems like an odd sponcon post.
Newcomer's post was published just minutes after Substack announced that it was raising money on.substack.com/p/wefunder
Read 4 tweets
Mar 20
Where Are They Now?: Pro-Iraq Invasion Pundit Edition
Matthew Yglesias, writer at Slow Boring and co-host of the BFareed Zakaria, CNN host and Washington Post columnist “InAnne Applebaum, staff writer at The Atlantic “You Can’t Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief at The Atlantic “Alatoxi
David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker “Making a Case” Richard Cohen, retired (2019) columnist at The Washington Po
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