Thread by @Logo_Daedalus

Catholics are the same as Marvel Fanboys with their “pet saints” & their obsession with minutiae & bragging about how many times they’ve gone to the theater to worship the spectacle. FunkoPops of Saint Francis, twee bourgeois dork faith for the failsons of banking families

They have no reverence for scripture whatsoever & just roll their eyes dorkishly to anyone who quotes the text with authority— “that’s not what the Roman Experts say, you are prideful, be humble like me, a dork who worships the antichrist”

To a man the Catholic Dork wants nothing more than to be luxuriously humble— to be humble in scarlet robes— to throw crusts of croissants to starving beggars— to really *feel* like they’re a follower of Super Hero Fandom.

I hate GK Chesterton— I hate the fat & churlish patronizing of these “luxuriously humble” belchers who pride themselves on their total resignation to the Roman Mafia Bank which rapes children & perverts the gospel. I hate the Antichrist.

Joe Biden is a Catholic Dork.
Stephen Colbert is a Catholic Dork.

This is the Empire of Catholic Dorks who want to compare Jesus Christ to a Dungeon Master, to Luke Skywalker, to Captain America— imperial dorks, imperious pretentious nerds

What does their pride cost them? They go around showboating “I am a Confirmed Catholic & my Favorite Super Hero Saint is Augustine”— you bought trinkets in the gift shop of mystery babylon— you are going to hell

You are going to die & you never knew Christ— you never knew the gospel— you worshipped the Antichrist & crucified the prophets as your fathers before you— if you met Christ you’d kill him