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The Socialist Complain Group call upon everyone to wish really hard for Sir Keith Bastard to have a change of heart like in a film. Also if anyone can do spells that would be good. Solidarity.

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Apr 1
Tedious wankers who think posting a list of things Labour said it did in government, which neglect to include things like PFI, massive increases in household debt, outsourcing, privatisation, embedding the neoliberal settlement and war, is a slam dunk. Fucking shitbrained cunts.
There'll be a lot of that. Point out that Labour is offering 90s Blair-Clintonism but responding to right wing populism by offering 1977 Thatcherism/Powellism and you get "Increased numbers of nurses by poaching from South African health sector to meet NHS recruitment targets"
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Mar 31
Would much rather see them "rock up" to their fucking doorstep and have their fucking stupid heads smashed into it.
Stripping naked, oiling themselves up, gyrating and oscillating themselves into a frenzy, gibbering, slavering, eyes rolling back in their heads, hurling themselves against each other, pissing themselves in ecstasy as they rub their rosettes all over the holy "Labour Doorstep"
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Mar 28
Its fairly clear now that Keith has tabled tepid and faintly ludicrous motion that can't be legally challenged but Labour MPs have been sent out to insist loudly that the "real" reason is antisemitism*

* or rather the "failure to act" as an individual to end something societal
I bitterly regret having felt any residual sympathy for Ed Miliband. He's a coward, a self serving, dishonest careerist. An enemy of participatory democracy and social justice. He deserved the raw deal he got. He deserves the haunted look that's written all over his face.
And he deserves the absolute shafting he's going to get when he's reshuffled out of Starmer's cabinet after a year and he has to go back to being a washed up middle class cunt with a lame podcast for dim liberals.
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Mar 27
He's been at the forefront of campaigns to support underdogs, victims, the marginalised, oppressed, victimised, fighting against the erosion of rights, the suppression of democracy, the suppression of socialism, the suppression of labourism. For decades.

So get fucked you cunt. Image
I still don't think he'll stand against Labour. I hope he does. And if he does, it will be gut wrenching for him. But this place will be awash with Centrist dads and sundryothercunts pissing crocodile tears about "the people (of Islington North) who neeeeeed a Labour government"
I sometimes think that the worst thing Blair and Mandelson did was normalise the idea that if you just hammer your narrative and can sell it, it doesn't matter what a demonstrable tissue of lies it is. That allows cunts like him above to say "Jeremy Corbyn is a selfish man"
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Mar 27
It's obvious that most of what's written is nothing to do with a motion. It's just retailing a narrative to the people who leak things. Especially the sophistry that the 2019 Election (32% of the vote) is somehow catastrophic in a way the 2010 (29.5%) and 2015 (30.4%) weren't
Imagine if the 2015-2020 leadership had put forward a motion to disbar all the right wing and soft as shit left Labour MPs because 2010 and 2015 were disastrous and Labour hadn't won a majority since 2005 and that majority was won by securing 35.2% of the vote on a 60% turnout
But Sir Lying Cunt can table any old mendacious, incoherent shit as the level of scrutiny from the media amounts to "See how bold Sir Keith is winning over the country after the ignominy of 2019 (you must not remember 2017, look at my watch see how it shines, see how it spins)
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