The selling of this bitcoin is, by far, the least interesting part of the saga.
The govt's seizure, the dude who had his bitcoin seized, and why it even got seized in the first place is full of so many amazing, hysterical, enraging gems.
Now obviously youre wondering, "damn. how'd he get caught?"
And, well, considering he signed a message using his 60k BTC key and posted it to bitcointalk... 🙈
A better question though is *why* did he get caught? Like, who cares that someone hacked Silk Road back in 2012????
Turns out the govt cares. They *really* care. But not about lil Jimmy. Nope.
Govt cares bc it would look *really* bad if corrupt federal agents who were investigating Silk Road in 2013 still had a $3b stash of BTC that the (less corrupt) investigation in 2015 missed. 😬
I know—that last tweet was a doozy. Let's back up. You need some more context so you can appreciate what's happening here.
If we rewind even further back to 2011, Adrian Chen of Gawker infamy discovered the Silk Road and wrote about it.
In response, Sens. Charles Schumer of New York and Joe Manchin of West Virginia stood up on their high horses and demanded, loudly, that the DOJ and DEA 'shut down this shit down immediately!!!!!'
Naturally, due to the huge number of federal cooks in the kitchen + the newness of Bitcoin + the fact being a federal law enforcement agent does preclude you from being a lying, stealing, scheming, greedy bastard...it didnt go super well.
And remember how I told you earlier that James hacked the Silk Road in late-2012 via a super basic race condition?
Silk Road was also hacked in *early*-2012 by a still unidentified " Individual X " using the exact same method. (That ~$1 billion worth of BTC was similarly seized in November 2020.)
This isnt a conspiracy theory. These feds—Shaun Bridges and Carl Mark Force IV—were both busted after Katie Haun (then prosecutor @ NDCA) + Tigran Gambaryan (then investigator @ IRS-CI) got a tip from....Bitstamp. 🤡
The depth of fraud is really something else. The various filings are worth reading in full. These guys—who were not working together—were so fucking independently disgustingly dirty.
And Corrupt Bro #1, Bridges, *after* being arrested and pleading, RE-STOLE THE FUNDS THAT HAD TECHNICALLY (but not literally) SEIZED **TWICE** by then.
Sidenote: It is truly appalling that Ross got the literal book thrown at him, will never be released, and these guys got half a slap on the wrist.
Especially considering not one word of this corrupt shitshow was allowed in Ross's trial. 😨 #freeross
And that's the story of how the govt came to be in a position to dump piles of BTC via Coinbase today.
They knew there was unaccounted for BTC that had been stolen from SR.
They knew who stole repeatedly from SR before.
And those agents were about to be released.
🤡
But more importantly, its why the small handful of folks in the govt who actually know Bitcoin—the same ones who took down the corrupt agents, Alpha Bay, BTC-E, Welcome 2 Video, etc.—went from working those cases to working random, long-forgotten-about Silk Road hacks and stuff.
The scam has been going on for years. Most recently we’ve seen Rome. Also seen in Antwerp, Brussels, Amsterdam, and Barcelona. The earliest cases I’m aware of are from 2020.
People have prev assumed its a cryptographic thing.
The core libraries often are often the same per platform (ios vs android, javascript vs golang) not per application. As there’s no common platform or app, it would mean 3-6 different libs would have to have same bug/vuln.
im trying to compile a buttload of cases where people shared (publicly) their story of how they got rekt by their wallet. key theft, phishing, approval scams, scam scams, etc
if you know of one (or five), id love if you could link them here. 💖
Here's examples of the types of stuff I'm looking for.
so uhhh i dont wanna alarm anyone but i think we're all fucked
or maybe its just those who use
circleci
slack
okta
auth0
lastpass
travisci
heroku
oauth
github
npm
twilio
authy
signal
cloudflare
mailchimp
digital ocean
or anything that hasnt realized its been breached yet
🤷♀️😬🧵
CircleCI
December 21 2022 - January 4 2023
"we are confident that there are no unauthorized actors active in our systems"
"We recently became aware of a security issue involving unauthorized access to a subset of Slack’s code repos. Customers were not affected, no action is required, the incident was quickly resolved."
the newest iteration of the twitter scam bots are pretty cute. they're all under 30 "y.o" + have lil nft pfps + face emojis in their names + are fans of activities that have a verb emojis + retweet old shit thousands of times but never a single old tweet more than 5 times/day
please someone violently murder them and their stupid inspirational quotes too
oh shit the williams are going rogue tonight and retweeting things a sixth time