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This is a thread of some of my favourite literal translations from languages around the world, starting with this one…
 
In Bengali, the word for a penis, অতিসরল, translates literally to “tyranny trunk”
In Afrikaans, the word for a peacock, liggelowiges, translates literally to “pageant pigeon”
In Kurdish, the word for a brick, zûbawer, translates literally to “domesticated rock”
In Xhosa, the word for a killer whale, ukukhohliseka, translates literally to “underwater penguin”
In Greek, the word for cabbages, εύπιστος, translates literally to “mega sprouts”
In Thai, the word for a camel, ใจง่าย, translates literally to “sand moose”
In Estonian, the word for bagpipes, kergeusklik, translates literally to “noisy ballsacks”
In Tamil, the word for an alligator, ஏமாறக்கூடிய, translates literally to “American murder log”
In Odia, the word for a refrigerator, ଗୁଲିବଲ୍, translates literally to “food library”
In Finnish, the word for a squirrel, herkkäuskoinen, translates literally to “tree hamster”
In Slovene, the word for a helicopter, lahkoveren, translates literally to “sky tractor”
In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”
In Farsi, the word for a penguin, گول خور, translates literally to “ice duck”
In Vietnamese, the word for ellipsis, dể tin, translates literally to... “drama dots”
In Armenian, the word for an ostrich, դյուրահավատ, translates literally to “pantless thundergoose”

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Mar 13
A thread of my favourite Hungarian phrases, starting with this one…

In Hungary, instead of saying “my bosses gave me too much work to do” you can use the poetic phrase bekergettek tátott szájjal a faszerdőbe. It means “they chased me into the dick-forest with a wide-open mouth”
In Hungarian, instead of telling someone you don’t care, you can instead say kutyát se érdekli. It means “even the dog is uninterested”
In Hungary, instead of telling someone you don’t think they are very intelligent, you could say agyilag zokni. It means something along the lines of “mentally, you are a sock”
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Feb 6
This is a thread of new / slang words, from different languages, that were coined for the modern world. I’ll start with this one…

Egérmozi (Hungarian) = watching films or shows on a phone (literally ‘mouse cinema’)
Tinderjährig (German) = someone who is old enough to use 18+ dating apps (literally ‘Tinder-years-old’)
Smygflyga (Swedish) = not admitting to taking a flight because of shame about carbon footprints (literally ‘sneak flying’)

Tågskryta = proudly telling everyone you took the train instead (literally ‘train brag’)
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Jan 26
One of the things I like to do in my spare time is think of silly slogans for stuff. So here’s a thread of ones I’ve come up with (or, in several cases, just plain stolen from people much cleverer than me) over the years…

“The first one’s on the house”
– chimney installers
“Summer special: Smoking hot body or your money back”
– crematorium
“We’ll help bring out your inner child”
– maternity ward
Read 19 tweets
Jan 23
Greedy people want to…

5. Have their cake and eat it too (English)
4. Have the moustache and drink porridge (Tamil)
3. Have lard in the attic and a greasy cabbage stew (Romanian)
2. Have a cask full of wine and a drunk wife (Italian)
1. Eat a fish and sit on a dick (Russian)
A French phrase for someone being unrealistically greedy is vouloir le beurre et l'argent du beurre, which means ‘to want the butter and the money from having sold the butter.’ A longer (and ruder) version is ‘to want the butter, the money from the butter, and the milkmaid’s ass’
A Spanish phrase for people who want it all are ‘you can’t be at Mass and in the tower ringing the bells.’ A variant from Mexican Spanish is ‘you can’t whistle and eat cornmeal.’ And in Argentina they have ‘you want the pig, the 20 piglets, and the machine for making sausages’
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Jan 16
This is a thread of my favourite Aussie slang. It’s a mixed bag of widely known vs regional, brand-new vs outdated etc. I had a neighbour in Melbourne for 5 years who spoke almost entirely in slang from the ’60s (so shout out to Frances from Mentone for teaching me lots of them!)
A list of Australian slang:

5. As popular as a rattle snake in a lucky dip (not popular)
4. To stir the possum (to create a disturbance)
3. A Will Smith biff (a slap)
2. To put on the wobbly boot (to get drunk)
1. I’ll be there in two shakes of a crying baby (I’ll be there soon)
If someone is behaving foolishly, an old Australian phrase to describe them is “they’re carrying on like a pork chop.” Also popular is “playing silly buggers,” which I once misread as “playing silly badgers” (and I’ve used that version ever since)
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Jan 9
What they call pedants (people who can’t resist correcting you’re spelling and grammer) in different countries….

5. Comma fucker (Finland)
4. Little dot shitter (Switzerland)
3. Whittler of woodchips (Norway)
2. Counter of peas (Germany)
1. Sodomizer of flies (France)
Another couple of German words for sticklers are Korinthenkacker (‘currant crapper’) and Paragraphenreiter, which means ‘paragraph rider’ (though I prefer to translate it as either ‘paragraph equestrian’ or ‘member of the paragraph cavalry’)
And if someone is arguing in a very pedantic way, especially if about something unimportant, you could use the German expression das ist ein Streit um des Kaisers Bart, which means ‘this is a quarrel over the Emperor’s beard’
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