A man invites you for movie night at his place. Here's what his movie picks say about him. (Thread)
He doesn't care if you think he's out of his mind.
He's perfectly fine if you think that even.
He's watching your every reaction to see what jokes he can make.
Also, he wants to rail you.
He really doesn't care if you think he's out of his mind.
He's a big Gyllenhaal fan.
He's okay with freaking you out.
Also, he wants to rail you.
He has somewhat of a troubled relationship with his father and a detached connection to the world around him.
He dreams of self empowerment and brotherhood but also pushes other men away lest he rely on anyone too much.
He most likely wants to rail you.
He really really wants to rail you but has no idea how to go about it.
Desperately wants you to think he's one of the good ones.
Will show emotion at the "empowering" parts
He doesn't want to rail you.
He's a big Sandler fan and is only there to show you peak cinema.
You should appreciate this.
He really likes Sandler.
He doesn't care if you're comfortable at all. In fact, he wants you to be unsettled.
He probably is too focused on the movie to think about railing you.
He's gay.
He wants to look smart in front of you and has definitely read the Wikipedia, TvTropes or whatever plot explanations or YouTubers that gave details on this.
RUN, BITCH, RUUUUUUUN
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It's just not something the majority of guys are interested in hearing or dealing with. Let me tell you an experience. Halloween weekend, Sunday, I just got broken up with 2 weeks ago.
I was heading to a club because I had two dates planned for later that night in that area.
I've been on a lot of dates in the last 12 months. Girls off tinder, hinge, Facebook dating, girls who I messaged their snaps rather than swipe, whatever
Let me be real, no misogyny, just logic, a lot of women are trash.
No, for real, women don't like to hear this because women do not like to hear the truth.
They will call men, broke, fat, ugly but the second you direct any of this toward them, they will consider that hate and misogyny but I am telling you women are fucking trash.
Listen, there's no hate here okay but it's true. Women are people and people can be terrible. Why are so many men single or okay with it? Trust me, in many cases it's just too fucking much to deal with.
It's not just men who can't date. It's men who don't want to anymore
There is buying your friend lunch and then there is seeing your friend make a random tweet, screenshot it, text the screenshot to them, already have bought the tacos and show up outside their place. That's not a friend, that's the lead in a romantic comedy
Bro, you're a man. The dating game will almost never be in your favor. You have to adapt or die. You have to work or get left behind. I don't know what you want me to say. I have sympathy but sympathy does nothing. It fixes nothing
You can have all the sympathy in the world for how hard it is to date but you know what? It will not accomplish anything. It will not alter how women date and select. What you're asking for is a whole lot of nothing.
Hold women accountable? For what? How would we even do that? People are allowed to make their choices. Hold them accountable for making dating hard? I don't know how that would be fucking possible, or why that would even be a thing.