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A man invites you for movie night at his place. Here's what his movie picks say about him. (Thread)
He doesn't care if you think he's out of his mind.

He's perfectly fine if you think that even.

He's watching your every reaction to see what jokes he can make.
Also, he wants to rail you.
He really doesn't care if you think he's out of his mind.

He's a big Gyllenhaal fan.

He's okay with freaking you out.
Also, he wants to rail you.
He has somewhat of a troubled relationship with his father and a detached connection to the world around him.

He dreams of self empowerment and brotherhood but also pushes other men away lest he rely on anyone too much.
He most likely wants to rail you.
He really really wants to rail you but has no idea how to go about it.

Desperately wants you to think he's one of the good ones.

Will show emotion at the "empowering" parts
He doesn't want to rail you.

He's a big Sandler fan and is only there to show you peak cinema.

You should appreciate this.
He really likes Sandler.

He doesn't care if you're comfortable at all. In fact, he wants you to be unsettled.

He probably is too focused on the movie to think about railing you.
He's gay.
He wants to look smart in front of you and has definitely read the Wikipedia, TvTropes or whatever plot explanations or YouTubers that gave details on this.
RUN, BITCH, RUUUUUUUN

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