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142.01/ Week one-hundred and forty-two, April 1-7, 2023 thread begins here.

Week 141 below.
142.02/ The Sunday after Shabbat HaChodesh is when you go Pesach shopping, the Sunday after HaGadol is when you turn your kitchen over. That's why those haftarot are on the calendar. Them's the rules.
142.03/ @pptsapper is an excellent read, especially when the neo-Confederates start to get puffy and arrogrant.
142.04/ Gevalt. This is what a N*zi usually looks like: speaking in measured tones about their own horrific hatreds.

TW: for vile bigotry
142.05/ Good description of the magical thinking mentality of motivated reasoning that crams correlation with causality, especially when the causes are clearly and openly defined.
142.06/ No sound in the original.

This seems like best answer for why that [redacted] happened
142.07/ This free Chrome add-on works so far to distinguish between verified users & 8 Dollar posers
chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

and I've heard good things about this too, but haven't used it yet (I'm worried about overburdening my browser)
chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…
142.08/ TIL via Mets radio/@HowieRose broadcast the haunted CIN hotel that MLB players often stay in and I think it's ironically cruel that the MOST superstitious athletes are subjected to this. See:
hauntedrooms.com/wisconsin/milw…
mlb.com/news/haunted-b…
espn.com/espn/print?id=…
142.09/ With Finland joining NATO and TFG getting arraigned today, it's a tough day for the GOP. And all in Confederate Heritage (aka "Traitors Reveal Themselves") Month.

It's artistic in it's ironic symmetry.
142.11/ Yeah, we got smoked yesterday, but we'll always have the Ghost Fork game to give us good memories. #GhostFork #LGM
142.12/ Of all of them, DeGrom hurts the most. But I also don't miss the weekly injury watch. It's stressful enough being a Met fan.
142.13/ Mazal tov to all who celebrate!
142.14/ For almost everybody: Don't forget to make an Eruv Tavshilin today!

For Israelis: don't forget to have a nice relaxing chol hamoed tiyul on Friday! #Passover

ou.org/life/torah/eru…
142.15/ This is pretty cool. Also: Hatikvah sung by American servicemen in 1944? Wow.
142.17/ Yesterday was actually a good day. This was awesome news.
142.18/ Go New Jersey! This is good to see.
142.20/ Yes. Yes it is.

[I've been saying this for years. Also: manna canonically tastes like a donut]
142.21/ Everyone please have a wonderful Chag Kasher v'Sameach, a great #Passover holiday. Stay safe and #ShabbatShalom.

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Week 217 below.
218.02/ #ChochmatNashim for #KiTavo 5783 (LAST YEAR) @ChochmatNashim.

Downloadable PDF with working links of Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. 12 pages.
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Week 216 below
217.02/ Due to a combination of having a maddening schedule over the past few weeks and having Twitter owned and run horribly by the Divorced Incel King, it's been very hard to write anything.
217.03/ #ChochmatNashim for #KiTetze 5783 (last year)
@ChochmatNashim.

Downloadable PDF with Divrei Torah from Orthodox women scholars on the weekly parsha and other topics of the day. 15 Pages. No time to do a new one this year before Shabbas.
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213.01/ Week two-hundred and thirteen, August 10-16, 2024, thread begins here.

Week 212 below.
213.02/ Henceforth, I am calling the Times "USA Today for Rich People" and when asked why, I will cite @wychstreet and this decision.

213.03/ Resending this #ChochmatNashim for #TishaBeAv (and #Devarim) for this year.
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Aug 4
212.01/ Week two-hundred and twelve, August 3-9, 2024, thread begins here.

Week 211 below.
212.02/ #ChochmatNashim for #Devarim and #TishaBeAv 5783 (LAST YEAR). @ChochmatNashim

Downloadable pdf with working links of Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. 22 pages.
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212.03/ This is an excellent, spot-on, thread. I've said a lot of this stuff for years.

[I'm a life-long Democrat born in Pittsburgh & raised in small towns (Binghamton), rural areas (Ithaca), and the South (Memphis). Walz is a familiar archetype to me.]
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211.01/ Week two-hundred and eleven, July 27-August 2, 2024, thread begins here.

Week 210 below.
211.02/ It would behoove this law prof. to learn about the Jewish law concept of "chazakah" - the legal presumption for what a person means/intends. So, um, Trump (ym'sh) fomented an armed insurrection. He wants to end Democracy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chazakah
211.03/ Knowing full well that this is based on a purposeful hoax, I accept this nickname for Vance.
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210.01/ Week two-hundred and ten, July 20-26, 2024, thread begins here.

Week 209 below.
210.02/ 1. Thank you Pres. Biden for your incredible job as president. I'm sorry you're not running again

2. I support VP Harris with all my might to be president in 2024. And I hope all freedom loving Americans will do the same.
210.03/ I had too many sleepless nights over the last three weeks because of the drumbeat against Biden b/c there was too much smoke for there not to be fire. What kept me steady was my trust of his judgement. So if he thinks this is wise, then I logically have to support it.
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