Thread by @renoirvs

#yoonjin au where yoongi thinks seokjin is breaking up with him. seokjin is just incredibly confused.

silly au like always (this one’s a little too silly actually) 1k words

working from home has to be the worst thing in existence. see seokjin gets it- sitting at home in pajamas, waking up ten minutes before the work day starts, chugging down the tenth iced coffee of the day without anyone to side eye your caffeine intake is great.

being able to take calls from the bedroom or balcony or bathroom is incredible. he loves it.

but he never gets actual work done at home. he starts staring at the numbers and zones out- everything just looks like a big fuzzy pile of lines.

he needs the office environment, the knowledge of cameras watching him so he doesn’t doze off. he’s spent three hours staring at a graph for the healthcare company he works for. it still doesn’t make any sense to him.

he shouldn’t have listened to his dad and gotten a degree in finance he should’ve just pursued acting instead. atleast then most of his worries would fixable without some makeup and publicity stunts. to figure out this ridiculous graph he’d have to get his brain rewired.

seokjin’s on the verge of slamming the laptop shut and calling it a day when he hears the door click open. he glances at the little time icon on his screen and smiles. he immediately sits up straight, pushes away his device and rises to his feet.

“seokjin,” floats in yoongi’s voice. he loves hearing his beloved boyfriend call out his name. he’ll never ever tire of it. but today there’s an edge to the way yoongi says it. it’s different from his usual soft gentle tone.

he wonders what might have happened for his has limitless stores of patience boyfriend to be annoyed.

he exits his room and is immediately met with yoongi’s face. “hi baby,” he greets, drawing closer to press a kiss to the younger’s forehead. yoongi doesn’t let him. he pokes a knobby finger into seokjin’s chest and pushes him backward.

now seokjin’s properly confused. yoongi never denies his kisses. especially when he’s stressed.

“what’s wrong ?” he asks.

yoongi frowns. “are you breaking up with me ?”

seokjin’s sure he heard it wrong. he doesn’t respond for a solid five minutes because of the sheer ridiculousness of what yoongi’s just asked him. he gets back into his senses when yoongi continues speaking.

“is it because i told you i couldn’t come fishing with you last week ?” he says pacing around their dining room space. he looks up at seokjin. “i was really busy with the finals going on, i would’ve come otherwise. i wouldn’t miss fishing with you unless i had to, i promise.”

seokjin’s about to open his mouth and say first of all he’s not breaking up and second of all he truly doesn’t mind yoongi missing fishing once, especially when it was something as important as his job that was the reason. seeing yoongi enjoy the fish he caught is enough.

but yoongi doesn’t give him the opportunity and instantly moves on to another tangent.

“was the cockroach fact ? i swear i was kidding about that.”

“or is it because i didn’t let you cuddle holly last night ?”

seokjin’s just feeling more and more confused with each word coming out of his boyfriend’s mouth.

he gets holly to himself pretty often not cuddling the ball of fluff for one day wasn’t going to make him want to break up.

“oh gosh it’s because i forgot to put my laundry to dry for a week isn’t it ?”

seokjin’s had enough. he gently grabs yoongi by his shoulders, forcing him to stop pacing around like a college student three hours before the exams they should’ve studied for three weeks back. “what’s going on ?” he asks, trying to figure out what prompted this sudden outburst

of bullshit from his beloved.

yoongi mumbles something under his breathe with his head down.

“a little louder please babe.”

he looks up. “you didn’t peel my tangerines for me today.” he sighs.

seokjin resists the urge to laugh. he does. he really does. but it escapes him anyways. he can’t take his boyfriend seriously because what the fuck did he just say.

“stop laughing.” yoongi frowns. that downturn of his lips immediately makes seokjin shut up.

“you thought i was breaking up with you because i didn’t peel your tangerines for you today ?” he asks gently.

yoongi nods. “you always peel them.”

seokjin can’t believe his boyfriend. he’s somehow bagged the most adorable, hard working sweetest boy and then most ridiculous one at the same time. thinking he’s breaking up because he didn’t peel him tangerines. what a silly goof has he found to be his ?

“baby,” he says as he caresses yoongi’s jaw. “we woke up late today remember ?”

they had a late night and seokjin’s phone had died so his alarm didn’t even ring. the only reason he got out of bed and woke up yoongi on time was because holly

decided she was hungry and figured bothering her taller dad would be fun.

“i even burnt your toast.” he continues. he’s lucky they had some leftover from last night that he could heat up and give yoongi for breakfast and send him for lunch.

“i didn’t have time to peel your tangerines. i’m sorry.”

yoongi let’s the realisation sink in. “so you’re not breaking up with me ?

seokjin chuckles, pulling his boyfriend into a tight hug. “ofcourse not dummy.”

the gummy smile yoongi gives him is worth having a million heart attacks. he pulls back to ruffle the man’s hair and press a kiss to his lips. “go change and shower. i’ll peel you all the tangerines you want after that.”

-

seokjin makes fun of his working on his third masters degree architecture professor boyfriend about it for the rest of the week. yoongi grumbles, says he was an emotionally vulnerable state stop laughing and throws socks at him.

from that day forth seokjin tries to always peel yoongi’s tangerines for him. and on the days he doesn’t have the time to peel his precious boyfriend his citrus fruits he sends him a banana instead.

btw there’s a compilation of yoongi eating bananas i cant find it rn but it exists and it’s great i love my fruity man