In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce a German lobbyist, lawyer(!) and former politician, Gerhard Schröder. He's best-known for being the chancellor of Germany, for being BFF's with Putin, and for lobbying for Nord Stream AG, Rosneft and Gazprom.
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Schröder worked as a lawyer between 1976 and 1990 before he moved to full-time politics. His most famous and controversial case was in 1980 when he helped Horst Mahler of the Baader-Meinhof terrorist group to be released early from prison.
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Mahler then returned back to practicing law with the help of Schröder. In Apr 2017, Mahler was again sentenced to prison for 3½ years.
Gerhard joined the Social Democratic Party in 1963. Then comes the decades of boring politics and policy stuff, power struggles inside...
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...and outside the party, the whole circus. Then, in 2005 his party lost the 2005 federal election, after which Schröder showed his true colors. The election was extremely tight, but CDU's Angela Merkel finally took the chancellor position and on 23 Nov 2005, Schröder...
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...resigned his Bundestag seat. Only a few days after this, Gerhard joined the board of directors of the joint venture for the Nord Stream - it was time to make some (dirty) money!
But Schröder's bromance with Putin had started years before, and in Jun 2000, the NYT...
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...reported on the warm relationship of these two "brothers from another mother" extensively. They had met four times in a span of three days, and Putin jokingly commented on their relationship: "What do you want us to say - that we're in love?".
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He then continued: "Germany is Russia's leading partner in Europe and the world". Schröder stated that he and his wife had accepted an invitation to spend the Christmas with the Putins.
This also marked the beginning of close economic relations between Germany and...
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...Russia - the same relations that bit Germany up the arse after Russia's full-scale invasion. These meeting also took place two months after Russia had capitulated Chechnya, ending the 2nd Chechen War.
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In 2004 he called Putin a "flawless democrat". Few days later Putin congratulated his puppet leader Viktor Yanukovych for winning the Ukrainian presidential elections. Few months prior the Russians had allegedly poisoned Yanukovych's opponent, Viktor Yushchenko.
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Gerhard visited Russia five times while in office, but he wasn't close with just Russia: he also visited China six times. He was one of the few who pressured the EU lift their arms embargo on China.
In 2007, when Estonia removed a Soviet-era war memorial from Tallinn...
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...& Russia conducted a devastating cyberattack on Estonian infrastructure,Gerhard came & defended the Kremlin perspective. He claimed that Estonia had contradicted "every form of civilised behaviour", referring to the 🇪🇪 efforts to remove a statue of their former oppressor.11/22
In 2008, during the South-Ossetia War, Schröder laid the blame solely on Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili and "the West", hinting that they provoked the war.
He likened the annexation of Crimea to NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, stating that both cases violated...
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...the international law and the UN charter. He said that Putin had justifiable "fears about being encircled", referring to the age-old "NATO expansion" trope. Schröder celebrated his 70th birthday with Putin in St. Petersburg a month after the annexation.
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In his memoirs, Schröder wrote that "It would be wrong to place excessive demands on Russia when it comes to the rate of domestic political reform and democratic development, ...
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...or to judge it solely on the basis of the Chechnya conflict", basically saying that we should let Russia continue their genocidal imperialism as long as they keep sending him money.
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Schröder's involvement in Nord Stream AG was criticized by many, including his political opposition and the countries over whose territory these gas pipes would be built. US Democrat Tom Lantos went as far as calling Gerhard a "political prostitute".
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In 2009 Schröder increased involvement in Russian dirty money by joining the board of a British-Russian joint venture TNK-BP. In 2016 he became the Manager of Nord Stream 2, an expansion of the first pipeline, solely owned by Russian Gazprom.
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In 2017, Russia nominated him to serve as an independent director of Russian Rosneft. During the nomination, Rosneft was under Western sanctions over the Ukraine conflict. But for Gerhard this didn't matter, as the gig paid 350 000 USD annually.
But wait, that's not all!
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In 2022, three weeks before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, Schröder was invited to the board of directors of Gazprom. During this time he was heavily criticized by both national and international press.
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He didn't believe that Russia would invade Ukraine, calling it Western "saber rattling". By this time, he was receiving nearly 1 million USD annually from Russian energy companies.
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To conclude: Schröder and his pals Heino Wiese and a former Stasi-agent and Putin confidant, Matthias Warnig, have been involved in dirty Russian energy deals since the early 2000s, without showing a hint of remorse.
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In Gerhard's own words: “Why should I apologize?”
To honor Putin and the "traditional family values" he so often refers to, Gerhard has been married only five times.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll introduce a Russian politician and First Deputy Chief of Staff of the Presidential Administration of Russia, Sergey Kiriyenko. He’s best known for running both domestic and foreign disinformation and propaganda operations for the Kremlin.
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On paper, and in photos, Kiriyenko is just as boring as most of the Kremlin’s “political technologists”: between 2005-2016 he headed the Rosatom nuclear energy company, but later played a leading role in the governance of Russia-occupied territories in Ukraine.
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What is a political technologist? In Russia, they’re spin doctors & propaganda architects who shape opinion, control narratives, and manage elections — often by faking opposition, staging events, and spreading disinfo to maintain Putin’s power and the illusion of democracy.
Let me show you how a Pakistani (or Indian, they're usually the same) AI slop farm/scam operates. The account @designbonsay is a prime example: a relatively attractive, AI-generated profile picture and a ChatGPT-style profile description are the first red flags.
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The profile's posts are just generic engagement farming, usually using AI-generated photos of celebrities or relatively attractive women.
These posts are often emotionally loaded and ask the user to interact with them ("like and share if you agree!").
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Then there's the monetization part. This particular account sells "pencil art", which again are just AI-generated slop.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll introduce an American lawyer and politician, Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee). He’s best-known for opposing the aid to Ukraine, undermining NATO by calling the US to withdraw from the alliance, and for fighting with a bunch of braindead dogs online.
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Like many of the most vile vatniks out there, “Based Mike” is a lawyer by profession. He hails from the holy land of Mormons, Utah, where he faces little political competition, allowing him to make the most outrageous claims online without risking his Senate seat.
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Before becoming a senator, Mike fought to let a nuclear waste company dump Italian radioactive waste in Utah, arguing it was fine if they just diluted it. The state said no, the public revolted, and the courts told poor Mikey to sit down.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll introduce an American national security policy professional and the current under secretary of defense for policy, Elbridge Colby (@ElbridgeColby). He’s best-known for fighting with cartoon dogs online and for halting military aid to Ukraine.
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Elbridge "Cheese" Colby earned his bachelor’s degree from Yale and a Juris Doctor from Harvard Law School. Before entering government, he worked at top think tanks and in the intelligence community, focusing on nuclear policy and strategic planning.
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Cheese quickly became a key voice for a “China First” strategy, arguing the US must prioritize military buildup in Asia over commitments in Europe or the Middle East. He sees (or saw, rather) Taiwan as the core test of US credibility.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’m going to talk about… Vatnik Soup! As some of you know, we also have a website where you can find every soup ever published. The site also has other useful resources, making it the most comprehensive resource on Russian disinformation & vatniks.
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Unfortunately, Elon has flagged the website as malware, as he might not be very happy about the soups I wrote about him - so far, they have garnered over 60 million views on X/Twitter.
The “freedom of speech” spokesperson doesn’t seem too keen on free speech, after all.
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The heart & soul of the website is of course the soups page. There you can find all 360+ soups, which can be sorted chronologically, by popularity, etc. You can also search for soups by title or even in the soup text: