Instagram's new rules allowing transparent tops but not toplessness are a sham.

My survey shows people perceive NO DIFFERENCE between the sensitivity of images that conform to IG rules and actual nudes.

Their sole purpose is to smooth the road to nude photos on IG next year. ImageImageImageImage
"Why do you care?"

I don't care anymore. I am just predicting. And laughing.

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