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So…the world’s oldest intern finally got the job and he’s having a big shiny hat ceremony to celebrate. It’s called a Con-a-nation(sp?) and the only couple the British media care about have been invited. So now we can all go about our business right?…wrong
You see they’ve been invited but they mustn’t come… 
Scratch that, they MUST come or it could be “fatal”, which sounds very ominous😬…
If they do come they will turn the whole thing into a “tv soap opera”, so they mustn’t come…
Also if they do come they’ll turn it into must watch Tv so they definitely must come…
If they insist upon coming they will be absolutely given the cold shoulder by their family cos obvs
It’s equally obvious that if they don’t come, it will completely KILL the relationship with their family, so that’s very clear…
Harry & Meghan need to understand that their children were deliberately not invited to make them stay away!…
It’s simultaneously clear that if they stay away that will be a “petty” snub to the King who invited them
Everyone agrees that Harry and Meghan’s presence will completely steal the spotlight from the king and the rest of the royal family…
However we mustn’t forget that their absence is guaranteed to overshadow the big day…
So now that that’s all cleared up we can move on…😁
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