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Apr 4 • 6 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
A thread of four RAGE tweets about covid, on the theme of husbands who’ve moved ‘beyond covid’ now and are living their ‘best lives’ regardless of their partners mask wearing and clearly expressed desire that they don’t want to be repeatedly infected with covid.
#Apologies
🧵 1/5
Busy day at the office? Don’t neglect your loved ones. While having a quick pint on the way home you can pick up some covid to give them and show them how much you love them.
2/5
Nothing says you love your sweetheart more than damaging their heart with a viral infection.
3/5
Every girl likes something new. Has she tried XBB.1.16 yet? Not only is it more transmissible the WHO are saying it’s more pathogenic than recent variants. Show her how much you care, bring her home something new tonight.
4/5
Gentlemen looking for a gift? Remember, covid is the gift that keeps on giving.
5/5 END
End you say? Thank fuck for that. Is there something wrong with you Jim?

Well yes actually, it’s like I’m way too thin skinned and I just find it beyond comprehension some people just don’t to seem to care about infecting their ‘supposed’ loved ones with a damaging virus.

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Apr 6
Some people in the SARS2 aware communities overseas keep asking me to help them find the correct words to use in King’s English to describe aspects of the pandemic response. So I’ve collated their questions and this thread is just to help them out.
#IgnoreMe
🧵1/7
“How should I describe public health not telling the general public that SARS2 is an airborne virus, and that wearing a respirator type mask (and only that type of mask) might help protect them from infection, disability and death?”

Oh that’s called attempted MURDER.
2/7
“When a government decides to empty hospitals of elderly patients into care homes, without quarantining or testing them, resulting in tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths what’s that called?”

Ah yes, that would be mass MURDER!
3/7
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Apr 5
If you write/tweet often enough eventually you’ll find your voice.

I think I might be finding mine, it’s a voice utterly pissed off with my species.

So here’s a thread of misanthropy laced with depression that I’d suggest you ignore.
#ApologiesAgain
🧵 1/5
If I took the tablets my doctor wants me to take I’d probably start thinking humans were ok.

But I’m not taking them, because I don’t want to be so utterly mistaken.
2/5
Extroverts, introverts, black, white, gay, straight, men, women, right, left, rich and poor, EVERY demographic contains a very high percentage of complete and utter a*holes.
#ImNotPrejudicedWhatsoever
3/5
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