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So this news landed up on my TL, thanks to Shri @GhotalePatil Ji.
Well, this calls for a replugging of a 'not so old' thread in which folks on one of my WA groups did some renaming of their own!
Here goes!

Beijing: भुजंग नगर
Lhasa: लक्ष्मणगढ़
Tibet: तिवतियानगर

😂🙏
Of course, China = चिन प्रदेश
🤣
Guangzhou: घंटा घर!
Tiananmen Square: Tank Chowk!!
😁
Xinjiang : शिवगंगा नगर

(Courtesy: @smna17)
Shanghai : Shambhunagar
Tibet : Tripathidera

(Courtesy @rajualluri220)
Some more options!

Shanghai : ShaniGarh
Panyu : Punya Nagar
Harbin : Haripur
Chongquing : Chandrakund
Dongguan : Dronagiri
Guangzhao : Ganpatipuram

🤣
This one is a personal favourite!

Chengdu : New Chandigarh
🤣

(Courtesy: @LaxmanShriram78)
Shenzhen : शनिवारगंज
🤣

(Courtesy: @ahamasmi0)
This one too .. Killer!!

Xi Jinping : श्री जटाशंकर
🤣🤣

(Courtesy: @redblaze34)
#AanDeyo!!

Wuhan - चमगादड़ नगर
🤣🤣

(Courtesy: @TulioMalviya)
Also ..

Wuhan: Covidpur
:D
Galwan = दे भटा भट

😆

(Courtesy: @HasdaaPunjab)
Shanghai : Sanghipur
Nanjing : Nandigarh
Yunan : Yananapuram

(Courtesy: @bishwa55900127)
Hubei : Hanumangarh

(Courtesy: @DrChandanSinha1)
Guangzhou : Gorakhpur

(Courtesy: @RaSrirahul72)
Adding this tweet here to this thread!
One more for Guangzhou!

Guangzhou = GandhiNagar
Also, Nanjing = Noida Extension
🤣

(Courtesy: @SeshadriBhanu)
Come to think of it,

Tibet : North Arunachal Pradesh!!

😂😂
Beijing = Nuevo Bijapur (Naya Bijapur)

China = North Taiwan

(Courtesy: @Curry_Worry)
Three Gorges Dam : Thrinethra Baandh

😂

(Courtesy: @Ramesh_9855)
Shangai: उत्तर शिंगणापुर!

(Courtesy:@pinakapaaNi)
Shanba : संभाजी नगर
Harbin : हरिपुर

(Courtesy: @royalkhushaal)
Another gem for Wuhan!

Wuhan : कीटाणु प्रदेश
😂😂

(Courtesy: @Raja_Tantram)
Wuhan seems to be in HOT DEMAND!!

Wuhan: Virus-Pur or Bat-Nagar
🤣

(Courtesy: @soul_simi)
Some more, courtesy @avarakai!

Beijing - Bajrang garh
Xi'an - Shivpur
Xinjiang - Shiv Ganga
Rutog - Rudragargh
Kashgar - Kashi Nagar
Hotan - Uttara Hornad
Three Gorges Dam - Triveni Baandh

🤣
And of course, rename the whole of China as Chitrakoot!

(Courtesy: @BhargavShah29)
Beijing : भावनगर
Shanghai : श्यामनगर
Macaw : माता जानकी नगर
Wuhaan : वैशाली
Xinjiang : शीतला माता नगर

(Courtesy: @itzmeshashwat)
Wuhan: विषाणु नगर
😆

(Courtesy: @dr_anil9827)
China: Uttar Chennai!

(Courtesy: @ravirao83)
Chengdu : छग्गनपुर

(Courtesy: @redblaze34)
Hong Kong: Hari Om Dweep Samooh!

(Courtesy: @mukkulsharma)
Xian : Chandanpur
Guangzhou : Gagandwar!
🤣

(Courtesy: @MarathaMartyr)
Wuhan: Covidabad
😆😆

(Courtesy: @nisheethsharan)
Adding this tweet here to this thread!
^^
Here's some context to this one : When the Khalsas made their presence felt in Shanghai!
Beijing : Bholenath Nagar!

(Courtesy: @namo1700)
Guanzhou गारूपट्टम!
😂

(Courtesy: @firenfurious)
Jeevan Safal Ho Gaya tha ek saal teen mahine aur chaar din pehle!
🤣🙏

Tibet - त्रिविष्टपम्!

(Courtesy: @hsraghav)
Adding this tweet here for some context!
Tibet is part of Bharatvarsh.
Has always been.
Period.
Beijing - Bhaichung Bhutia Nagar
😂 ⚽️⚽️

(Courtesy: @smayan)
Nanchang : Naya Chandni Chowk!

(Courtesy: @namo1700)
11 Jinping : श्री झिंप सिंह
🤣

(Courtesy: @richa04richa)
So, I just got the first visitor from Uttar Chennai!
He (or perhaps Xi) even administered me a quick IQ Test!
🤣
Unfortunately, he came without a valid visa!
Hence deported to my muted accounts' list!
🤣
So, with @PLA_Video2 Ji safely quarantined, let's carry on with the thread!

Qufu = fufaji nagar
Kashgar = kushinagar
Baoji = babu ji nagar
Nanchang = naya chandi chowk
🤣

(Courtesy: @namo1700)
Anhui = atma nirbhar nagar

(Courtesy: @namo1700)
CHINA : Chandni Chowk!

(Courtesy: @Parveen79194269)
Dalian = Daliapur
🤣

(Courtesy: @SunilSh59954032)
Yunan - यमुना नगर
Guangzhou - गुरु नानक नगर

(Courtesy: @PatnaJagadish)
Shenyang : Shani Dham!

(Courtesy: @Aira12187564)
THE BESTEST!!

Nanjing --> Narendra Modi Nagar!
🤣

(Courtesy: @TheGantbya)
Shanghai = Shyamnagar

(Courtesy: @Ashishpatruni)
Chengdu : Chandra Nagar
Dalian - Dalai Lama Nagar
🤣🤣

(Courtesy: @Adityavyas108)
Hong Kong ---> Hankampatnam!

(Courtesy: @AshwatthamaSP)
This one is another personal favourite!

Xi Jinping = Eleven Jinping
🤣

(Courtesy: Some Newsreader on Doordarshan!)
Hua Toh Hua!!
Perfect 'renaming' of the Chinese spokie by @PiyuNair on the most apt situation - that of occupation of Kailash Ranges by the Indian Army along with their Tibetan brothers on 31 Aug 2020!
Yatung: यातना नगर!
😂
'twas a wonderful thread indeed .. even got featured by the good folks of @TV9Bharatvarsh!!
😂
Yangste River : Yogi Nadi

(Courtesy: @imrovement101)
Wuhan: Virus colony
Tibet: तृतीयवार परास्तपुरम or त्रिलोकपुरम
Beijing: Bhawna nagar

(Courtesy: @VidushiK2)
Yangtze River (Yellow River) : 'Basanti' or 'Pitambari'

(Courtesy: @rahul124816)

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