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“If he wanted to, he would”

Translation: your stupid ass ain’t worth it
“Everything happens for a reason”

Translation: the reason is you’re a dumbass
“Focusing on myself”

Translation: no one else will focus on you
“Live laugh love”

Translation: I am so basic my pH is negative
“I eat ass”

Translation: wife me up immediately
“Men are trash”

Translation: I choose to exclusively talk to date and fuck trashy men
“Do you have a condom?”

Translation: run
“I’m a bad bitch”

Translation: I am very bad and also a complete bitch
“If we just broke up this morning know I’m outside by tonight”

Translation: my last breakup left me on suicide watch

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A short thread for cyclists and drivers in NYC. As someone who does both, the situation is getting unbearable🧵
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May 30, 2022
"I'm just so busy"

If this is you, please shut the fuck up
Yeah not me, I just sit around jerking off all day and have nothing going on

Wearing your supposed stress level like a medal of honor. We salute your service to your calendar good sir
If you had a meet and greet any time in the next week with your favorite rapper/Elon Musk/The Pope, would you be able to go? What about the next month?

If so, please shut the fuck up about how busy you are

You can, you just don't want to
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