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🇺🇲 Stock tips written on big tits. It's not fucking rocket science 🇺🇲
Apr 5, 2023 9 tweets 1 min read
“If he wanted to, he would”

Translation: your stupid ass ain’t worth it “Everything happens for a reason”

Translation: the reason is you’re a dumbass
Apr 4, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
“But where are the stock tips?”

Ok you fucking degenerates

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Jul 3, 2022 18 tweets 6 min read
Recession hitting you hard in NYC? Save money with these hacks 🧵🧵🧵🧵👇👇👇👇 1. Be a helpful local- offer to take family pictures for tourists in Times Square. Slowly back away to "get the entire M&M's store in the frame" then run away with their iPhone
Jul 2, 2022 9 tweets 4 min read
A short thread for cyclists and drivers in NYC. As someone who does both, the situation is getting unbearable🧵 Cyclists: In the battle of car vs. bike, bike loses 100% of the time. You can shout all you want about how you had the right of way from the emergency room or the morgue, just please appreciate the vulnerable position you have placed yourself in
May 30, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
"I'm just so busy"

If this is you, please shut the fuck up Yeah not me, I just sit around jerking off all day and have nothing going on

Wearing your supposed stress level like a medal of honor. We salute your service to your calendar good sir