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Likewise his daughter, Benazir Bibi Shaheed who read a book a week. She was a speed reader and would read a 3-page note and write copious replies/instructions in 5 mins in her beautiful writing. Miss her every day with tears. Pigs, her assassins, who had her shot in the head 2/
2/ Must mention this: Bibi had flown to Karachi to give birth to Bakhtawar. Just two days after Bakhtawar's birth a file from my office, was one among many other files that were sent to her by the PM's Secretariat in Islamabad. That file landed on my desk just two days 3/
3/ later. THAT was Benazir, the truly 'Benazir'! God, how I miss her!! Must add this too. Nasim Zehra and I were recording a TV Show 'Here comes the PM' in Karachi when the horrible news of her assassination by the pigs came. The Show was suspended and she and I were at 4/
4/ Karachi airport waiting for our flight to Islamabad when it was announced that the flight was delayed as was the flight to Sukkur. She said 'Aaj Bibi ka 'Soyem' hai, Sukkur aur wahan sae Larkana na chalein'. Excellent idea. So she arranged with PIA to get our bags off the 5/
5/ Islamabad flight and on to the Sukkur one. On the flight we met some Larkana folk who offered us a ride to Garhi Khuda Baksh and their places to stay. Nasim said to me that she had heard that @NawazSharifMNS was coming to Mohenjo Daro airport by chartered flight that same 6/
6/ day. She called @CMShehbaz and he arranged two seats for us on NS's aircraft for Islamabad. And so it happened. What is noteworthy is that when NS entered the venue of the 'Soyem' there were roars of 'Nawaz Sharif Zindabad' from the gathering of thousands of Peoples Party 7/
7/ workers and leaders. So we flew with NS to Lahore where he got off and then to Islamabad with ANP leaders and others. I was driven to Wah by someone that same evening. The second and more noteworthy is that while driving to Lahore a day later I called the #FascistDolt 8/
8/ @ImranKhanPTI (as I was crossing the Jhelum Bridge on the Motorway) on his mobile phone and said to him, 'Mein abhi Larkanay sae aya hoon Bibi kay Soyem kay baad. Wahan NS bhi aya tha aur PPP walon nae 'NS Zindabad' kae naray lagaey; tum bhi zaroor jana, woh bohut barri 9/
9/ Leader thi; aur tum bhi ab politician ho'. 'Bloody Crook' he says to me!!!! 'Achha daekhun ga'!!!! The #VileIdiot never went!!!! So there you have it!!!!

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