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Apr 7, 2023 18 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Ok this is not my regularly scheduled fandom but like #skk for bsd whereeee dazai is the youngest ceo of Mori Corp and chuuya is a from the wrong side of the tracks window cleaner.

Chuuya takes the blame for something shirase did because he doesn’t have any priors(or record
At all) and gets sentenced to community service. Part of his deal to avoid jail time includes having a steady job but no one wants to hire him so he keeps getting shitty customer service jobs and listen this man cannot do customer service? He keeps getting fired for fighting the
Customers(verbally except that one asshole who made a homophobic comment about chuuya’s hair). He finally gets a job that is okay, it’s not customer facing really. Yes maybe he’s cleaning windows on giant skyscrapers but he never minded heights anyways.

Now the mori corp
Building has always used this window cleaning service, but they pay top dollar for their windows to be done outside of business hours. Chuuya says fuck that, I’m on this side of the city in the morning, the windows will be cleaned when he’s on that side of the city. He’s
Absolutely not wasting his time to backtrack back to it at the end of his day.

Dazai is already so tired. Primed for running the company when he was a kid, no one was surprised when he took over after mori disappeared. And really, dazai thought that maybe being everything he was
Told he had to be would fill the emptiness inside of him, but it didn’t. He pulls the strings from a big fancy office he doesn’t need, and spends most of his day staring out of his windows disassociating. What was the point of all of this if in the end he was still so hollow.
But one morning, the lift for the window washing company cuts off his view. He frowns, seconds away from buzzing his secretary to call them when he sees him. Red hair, a bit rough around the edges, but so violently full of life. He’s singing to himself and while dazai can’t hear
Him, it’s an almost breathtaking sight. Clearly, the man has no idea that while the windows are tinted so he can’t see in, they can still see out. His secretary barges in anyways, apologizing saying that they just noticed the window washer and she’s about to call the company
Now, but dazai silences her with a look. He stays, he tells her, and it’s not mentioned again.

It becomes a routine for him, a nice way to start the morning. The building isn’t cleaned daily, but twice a week, dazai leans in his chair, watching the man dance his way around the
Windows.

And then they stop showing up.

Dazai presses his secretary to figure out what happened to the man and the company tells them that there was a complaint from someone in the building that he was coming outside of their scheduled time, so they promptly fired him.
Everyone in mori corp is in a bit of a panic when dazai calls a meeting of all of the department heads. Their ceo comes to meetings when needed, but is rarely seen outside of his office. They’re all extra surprised when the meeting is simply to find out who took it upon
Themselves to call the window company. The man who did raises his hand, smug, clearly not feeling the danger in the room with them. Dazai didn’t get to be the youngest ceo by being nice. The man is so ruthlessly torn into, no one can look him in the eye. Who are you to make
Decisions for the company? Dazai asks. They’re dismissed(but it’s clear that the man will soon be replaced), and dazai goes back up to his office, determined. He calls the window company himself and threatens to cut the contract for them acting without his approval. They call
Chuuya, who’s disgruntled and half ready to just do the jail time so he no longer has to do these dumb ass jobs, and ask him to come back. He weighs his options. He really did like the job, he was pissed when they fired him.

And the company is offering him a bonus, to just work
The mori corp building at double his regular pay. He feels like it’s too good to be true, but agrees. He comes back to find out that twice a week he’ll do the outside, during the time he was doing it before, and twice a week he’ll clean the windows inside, a job that was normally
Done by a different company. He’s not thrilled at the inside part of it, hating the thought of the snooty office workers being able to whisper where he can hear it, but the pay is enough to cover him and shirase and yuan’s portion of the bills, and it gets the parole officer off
Of his back. He agrees.

It’s a decision he comes to regret every single time he’s in the ceo’s office. The man behind the desk, dazai something or other, is infuriating. He doesn’t leave him alone, often following him around the entire floor. He’s smug and chuuya wants to punch
Him in the face, or kick him in the back of the knees, or fuck him into a mattress, he hasn’t decided yet.

(Cue them falling in love idk this is all I got, like I said I normally don’t go here!)

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