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Call me the crystal moon. You divine. (I’ll help.) Profile picture
@colsonlin
Apr 18 • 5 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
“Colson Lin says he’s the Second Coming of Jesus Christ,” will not be the most awkward thing you say in the next few months.

“I don’t believe him” will be more awkward.
I did it again!
I did it the first time 2023 years ago.

OoPS!
Literally if you’ve been reading me for a while, your marvel should be:

How the fuck did he go from a self-proclaimed Twitter genius to a “ok, either he’s a genius or a prophet” to whatever you’re feeling today?

I can do that for every human being in the entire world.

OOOPS!
I think I did it again

I made you believe

OOoooOooOOPS!

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Call me the crystal moon. You divine. (I’ll help.) Profile picture
Apr 19
so today was another intense day, and i didn’t even have to get high.

no coincidences though.

i am going to binge watch yellowjackets because i haven’t watched past the first episode.

uhh

i’m just a philosopher

i um

i’m just putting verifiable statements together, is all.
if any of my friends are reading, i do not think i am anything other than a philosopher who has had coincidences that have shaken up my view of reality. ilya, patrick, and javi have been there for the entire ride.

i did not know reality worked this way until feb 27, 2022.

help.
i am not trying to scare anyone except pass along the fact that the random ass coincidences which are consistent with what a movie would be like that was written by an intelligent script writer keep pointing to nuclear war, famine, and earthquakes.

that’s it.

that’s all i know.
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Call me the crystal moon. You divine. (I’ll help.) Profile picture
Apr 19
Should the Second Coming of Jesus Christ buy an ad on Twitter to get the word about God out there or is that too postmodern?
Does anyone get yet that I'm using a stick of dynamite in the American elite to eventually transform China or do I have to spell out how media attention given to influential philosophers works over the course of decades and centuries?
Does anyone get that I'm not smart enough to do this (literally ask any of my friends, I'm a broey philosophical stoner who does nothing but play video games) but I have the ability, bravery, and coincidences to do this because it all just came to me?

Like Moses?

Hello?
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Call me the crystal moon. You divine. (I’ll help.) Profile picture
Apr 19
Some men wear colorful ties.

They take pride—it makes them quirky.

I build colorful revolutions.

I take pride.

It makes me murky.
I want to stop but I’m too far in.

Is it possible to come this far in standing up to the clownery of some of the world’s most culturally influential people who aren’t famous yet for being clowns,

and back down?

I have so much left to do but I have no strength.

I’ve no energy.
Do I have any allies?

Christians, are you my ally or have I hurt your feelings.

Readers, are you my ally or have I hurt your feelings.

Oranges, are you my ally or have I hurt your feelings.

Woketards, are you my ally or have I hurt your feelings.

Does this falcon fly alone?
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Apr 19
Imagine if everyone who wasn’t socially influential had as much time and intellectual power as I do.

I push a button.

The switch happens overnight.

How stable would the American Elite feel in two years?
This is how you change systems, America.

Not necessarily incrementally.

But yes necessarily intellectually.
Dumbing it all down:

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Call me the crystal moon. You divine. (I’ll help.) Profile picture
Apr 19
Hi.

So that last thread was really intense.

But it seems like no matter how sincere I am, the rest of humanity is holding me at an arm’s distance.

One day I will write books that are sappy, melodramatic, and can make you cry.

Right now I’m going after the cynical atheists.
If you are a cynical atheist, I am asking you to please DM me your perspective on what I am saying so I can try to respond to it.

I am not trying to take anything away from you.

I am literally trying to give you something both logical and reasonable.

But I just need your help.
At some point, I will turn you into a religion.

You don’t like religion.

So run.

Run from the looming cloud of your own irreligiosity becoming religious by confronting me.

Don’t be a cowardly Christian.

Signed,

Not a friend, but a fellow explorer of our shared reality
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Apr 19
Bing is hilarious.

I was born in Shanghai, graduated Yale Law in 2018, and anyone I respect enough to plagiarize from I respect too much to plagiarize from.

My allusions to Lispector, Didion, Rush, Nabokov, and Nietzsche are made manifest. Image
Wild stuff. Image
I’m so glad there are so many people all across the world who can be interviewed about what I’m like.

The worst you’ll find is that I suffered from BPD for many years.

Crying, hitting myself in the face, saying I wanted to die to my ex-boyfriends. Not saintly stuff but human.
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