When I first heard this, I felt the same way, until I learned what the "classical education model" actually means.
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Because I was homeschooled for the first part of my education, I'm really just learning how schools teach things. When I heard the phrase "classical education," I knew what it meant
My mom was big on the classics. I've written many times how she loved the Socratic Method:
This is part of classical education. It focuses on the tradition of western education, philosophy, science, etc. as a tool for teaching students.
For instance, because 60% of English words have Latin & Greek Origin...
Students who study Greek & Latin will have a better understanding of the English language
The structure was developed by a white mystery novelist named Dorothy Sayers. I won't throw shade at her because my mom's name is Dorothy, too.
Plus, she was smart.
But here's the thing:
This is how DOROTHY learned shit.
It is built on the premise that, because Dorothy and Benjamin Franklin and some smart white people learned stuff in a certain way, this is how you learn things.
It is wholly incompatible with effective education, for two reasons:
1. It predetermines what "smart" is.
If you say: "smart people know the state capitols," and I know all of the WORLD capitols, am I dumber than someone who knows that the capital of Wyoming is ... I don't know... Cowboyland?
Here is a better example:
My cousin can play any instrument by ear. Since he was a kid, he could hear a sound and figure out how to play it on a piano, guitar, saxophone etc.
I hated that dude.
So when he got to junior high, he tried out for the concert band and couldn't NEVER make it in.
Why?
He just couldn't read music.
Music is simply sound vibrations, so he was essentially SMARTER at music than his peers.
When he was in the 11th grade, he discovered he was dyslexic. Plus, he was left-handed.
His problem was not that he couldn't read music...
It was that he couldn't learn the method of translating sounds (notes, treble clefs, etc) that was created for PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO do what he does.
I'd argue that playing music by ear is ACTUALLY READING MUSIC
How can a student who speaks Swahili, Arabic & English...
Fail "Language Arts?"
Classical Education, that's how. It doesn't measure a student's ability to learn or teach them TO LEARN. It teaches students to learn LIKE WHITE PEOPLE LEARN who have already been deemed smart because they know white things
Or as the Tampa Bay times says:
But there's a bigger reason why Classical Education is a sham:
2. ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE DUMB.
All those philosophers from Greece and Rome and Cowboyland were wrong. They thought the sun revolved around the earth. They thought the moon was a star. They didn't know things.
Education evolves. But if your foundation, like Classical Education, is built on ingesting and regurgitating shit smart people say, it becomes HARDER to progress as a society.
Unless, of course, progress is not your goal.
If your goal is to ensure that white people are smart,
Then Classical Education works great. Smart white people write three-act plays like the Greeks and speak Latin at dinner parties and play baroque music on violins
People without a classic education make musical instruments out of turntables because they can't read a treble clef.
If your classical education didn't teach you about stanzas and Shakespeare, you might make poems that sound like drums. If classical education doesn't teach you about the enlightenment, you might think Thomas Jefferson was a slave rapist who plagiarized other smart slave rapists
Without a Classic education, you might start music that evokes MORE EMOTION than the Beethoven with words that Shakespeare didn't and engineer an entirely different form of recording
Or you might invent a cotton gin or a light bulb or a whole genre that WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T DO
But how will people understand you if you didn't take Latin? How will you make it to Kalamazoo if you don't know your capitals?
And how did this Classical education revival even begin?
Well, I first heard about it from a woman named Sheri Few who started US Parents in Education
In 2014, Few ran for SC Superintendant of Education, which is weird because she only had one goal:
In 2021, Few started a beef with a certified genius named Gloria Swindler Bouette.
If there is one person who knows about education, it's Bouette. She's literally been summoned to every continent to teach people how to educate students.
My bad, she's never been to Antarctica
Anyway, in 2021 Few put Swindler on a right-wing list of people who were teaching CRT.
To be fair, Few wasn't wrong. Boutte was teaching culturally relevant teaching or culturally responsive teaching.
Now you can call this dispute a matter of opinion between 2 education experts, but there's a reason why Sheri Few couldn't be a superintendent
She doesn't know shit about education.
She's never studied education or worked in a school. She has a high school diploma and that's it
That's right. The classical education lady DOESN'T HAVE A CLASSICAL EDUCATION!
But Few didn't start this movement.
Have you ever wondered why all those CRT laws that you hear about sound the same? It's almost like they were copied & pasted from the same source.
They were.
People know that Christopher Rufo started the whole Critical Race Theory demonization project, and has since been put in charge of "classic education" in Fla
Like Few, Rufo has no experience, education or training in education
Rufo's day job is for the Manhattan Institute, a far-right think tank that actually created the sample legislation that mysteriously formed the basis for anti-CRT bills in 28 states
My favorite part is that the footnotes are just stuff Rufo said
What does CRT have to do with Classical education?
Well, a month earlier, the Manhattan Institute, the same place that WROTE the anti-CRT laws, published another paper:
Instead of citing Christopher Rufo, they mentioned smart white people
The Critical Race Theory version of the Easter Story
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When the children of Israel escaped slavery, according to their history books, God gave Moses a book of laws, including a process to make amends for their sins.
For instance, if you know something is wrong and you don't speak up, or do something about it, you are a sinner.
Luckily, there was a cure for that.
They could bring one of their female goat or sheep to a priest for a sacrifice. Back then, lamb meat was very expensive and it NEVER went on sale. And because female livestock make other livestock, sin was VERY costly.
Kelly Clarkson seems the kind of person who’d stand in line behind you at Starbucks and she’d hear your order & say “OMG, that’s my exact order!” and start up a long conversation about her brand new puppy and you’d just tell her you were mailing some stuff for your aunt Earline…
Then you’d run into her 4 years later after you missed your flight and she says “OMG I’m heading there now!” & offer you a ride on her private jet and she’d ask how Aunt Earline is doing & introduce you to the crew as “her good friend Mike” and then you’d never see her again
And then one day you’re at your Aunt Earline’s house watching TV and you tell your aunt Earline “I think I know that lady” and your aunt says: “Nigga, stop lying, you don’t know no goddamned Kelly Clarkson” and you watch for a few more minutes and you say:
For generations, the emperor’s leadership went unchallenged because everyone knew the emperor was the wisest strongest warrior in the empire.
How did they know?
The emperor’s clothes.
The didn’t have to pass an emperor SAT test. There was no single elimination emperor tournament. But the emperor ONLY wore purple.
The original emperor had a fleet of ships that harvested sea snails that produce purple dye. But the snails went extinct.
This basically made purple clothe rare & expensive. You had to INHERIT purple or either have enough to buy it
But in empire schools, the history textbooks only had pictures of people wearing purple. To get a good job or attend a formal event, you had to wear a a dash of purple.
Have I ever told you how I got my driver's license?
I've written about this before but I've never told it here.
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Because of her vision, my mom didn't drive. I graduated from HS early, and when I left for college, I didn't know how to drive.
When I pledged Omega Psi Phi (IYKYK) the bruhs drove me
I was accepted to grad school but, to pay for it, I applied for this experimental program.
Applicants had to create a curriculum for a class & course of study. My class was called "Race as an Economic Construct." I was the only Black applicant & the program director was a Black woman. She suggested I take an obscure class that might help me get selected.
As someone trained in the field of macroeconomics, I think I can explain what happened with Silicon Valley Bank.
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Johnny has a small farm where he grows food to feed his family.
He stores his harvest in a refrigerated storehouse run by Secured Vegetable Barns, Inc. Not only does this protect his crops, but for every bushel he stores at SVB, they actually add one individual vegetable.
It’s not a big incentive, but, whenever he needs to eat, Johnny can go to SVB & withdraw some of the food he grew.
SVB doesn’t charge farmers for storing their crops. They make money a BUNCH of different ways.