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Undead Odalisque🧞‍♀️ Profile picture
@EvilVizier
Apr 20 • 4 tweets • 1 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
Boys,

Whom would you rather date? ImageImage
Whom would you rather date?
Don't worry, this is the LAST muscle girl poll I'll ever run.

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People assume my poll results are biased toward the tastes of my followers. Not so. My account is small and my polls are popular.

For this poll 70% of the views were instigated by a popular French account inciting people to vote left!

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Apr 19
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