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[ drabble * eighth year dramione ]

“I told you about the Malfoy boy’s crush in confidence,” the portrait of Severus Snape hissed. “To make him Head Boy with her as Head Girl is fulfilling a fantasy of his that has no business being real life.”

“Malfoy and Granger are receiving
this honor on their own merits,” McGonagall smirked. “And if they happen to find time to bond, so be it.”

“They’re 18!” Phineas Nigellus yelled. “They’ll end up sharing a bed.”

“As that would be inappropriate,” Minerva winked. “I doubt it will happen.”
“I give it two weeks,” Snape groaned.

“Two weeks?!” Nigellus disagreed. “After a war where they became jaded adults before their time? No, it’ll be 2 days.”

“Are we making wagers then?” Albus asked in his genial.

“Not with you,” Armando Dippet woke from his fake slumber to
continue his crusade against his successor. “Not after you raised the Potter boy like a lamb to slaughter.”

Then to the applause of all of the portraits, Minerva told a ready-to-argue-the-point Dumbledore, “Oh hush, Albus. None of us agree with you, you war criminal.”

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