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Feb 25, 2024 10 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • dramione • is the author finally watching bridgerton? you decide ]

“I don’t know where to start,” Hermione admitted after an awkward silence where she and Draco Malfoy, of all people, twirled around the dance floor.

If you’d asked her where she thought she might run into her childhood nemesis, she would listed a Hogwarts reunion, Diagon Alley and the Ministry. She would certainly not expected him to show up at a high society muggle ball.

“I suppose I’ll tell my tale first then,” Draco glanced towards his mother, who was chattering away
Dec 20, 2023 9 tweets 3 min read
[ drabble • dramione • forced(?) marriage ]

“Smile, Granger,” Draco looked around the room as the pair twirled in the center, everyone watching for cracks in the facade. “The deal isn’t done yet.”

“Oh, please,” Hermione waved him off, but plastered a smile on her face
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nonetheless.

“After two years of negotiations with the hapless Ministry, the hard part is over. They’re just hammering out-“

“A child clause.”

He knew his words would cause her to be taken aback but he had no idea she’d be tempted to stop the dance. After encouraging her to
Dec 18, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • kinda secret dramione ]

“Is there no way to lock him out?” Hermione pulled the sheets up to at least cover her chest.

“No,” Draco was equally annoyed with his best friend, who had dramatically opened his bedroom door, and his girlfriend, who knew good and damn well that you cannot lock a Nott out of any room in Nott Manor.

A completely naked Theo waved them off, “I just need one of those good muggle smokes.”

“My purse is over there,” Hermione pointed behind the door Theo had burst through. “Feels like this isn’t something you need
Aug 17, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
[ drabble • nsfw • dramione • (un?)planned pregnancy ]

“Why don’t we move this to my house?” Draco’s voice was thick with lust as his hands traveled ever further up the skirt of the witch in his lap.

Hermione wiggled her arse against his crotch causing him to groan indecently. “Now, why would we do that? You’re telling me Draco Malfoy, playboy extraordinaire, has never fucked one of his admirers in a dark corner of a bar?”

“I mean,” he did his best to keep his wits about him as she moved his hand even further up her skirt, revealing that
May 31, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • dramione ]

“Let me get this straight,” Hermione leaned back in her chair, pressing her eyes shut as she comprehended what Draco had just said. “You told your mother that you can’t marry Astoria because you and I made an unbreakable vow to marry each other one day.” “Right.”

“But we didn’t.”

“How exactly do they go about verifying that? If I try to complete a marriage bond to someone else, I’ll die and—oh, no—there’s no Malfoy heir.” He shrugged mockingly at his mother’s plight.

“We haven’t been together since-“
May 16, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • dramione • eighth year • unplanned pregnancy ]

“PANSY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

“That’s quite some language from the Head Girl,” Pansy smirked as she sat down on Hermione’s assigned bed, making herself quite at home in the Gryffindor girls’ dorm. Hermione’s nostrils flared as she snapped her diary shut and shoved it back into her trunk. “You have /no/ business here.”

“I’ve spent just as many nights here as you have in the past couple months,” Pansy mused. “At least that’s what I’ve heard from Theo and Blaise. They seem
May 7, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • dramione • accidental marriage ]

“Ms. Granger,” Minerva McGonagall looked deeply uncomfortable at the two eighth students sitting across from her in her office. “You and Mr. Malfoy are working on a project for Ancient Runes, correct?” “Yes,” Hermione replied simply.

“Can you explain exactly what your project is?”

Hermione took a moment to collect herself before saying, “I’m sorry, if you’re here wanting information for Ancient Runes, why is Professor Lupin here? He teaches Defense and-“
Apr 24, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
[ drabble * eighth year dramione ]

“I told you about the Malfoy boy’s crush in confidence,” the portrait of Severus Snape hissed. “To make him Head Boy with her as Head Girl is fulfilling a fantasy of his that has no business being real life.”

“Malfoy and Granger are receiving this honor on their own merits,” McGonagall smirked. “And if they happen to find time to bond, so be it.”

“They’re 18!” Phineas Nigellus yelled. “They’ll end up sharing a bed.”

“As that would be inappropriate,” Minerva winked. “I doubt it will happen.”
Apr 16, 2023 12 tweets 3 min read
[ nsfw // drabble • coworker dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]

“Hm,” Draco hummed as Hermione entered his office, closing the door behind her. “I’m not a whore to be called upon whenever you’re in the mood, you know.”

Instead of turning on her heel as he’d expected, she sat down across from him. “That’s great and all, but that’s not why I’m here.”

“Oh?” He finally put his pen down and sat up straight. “I wasn’t aware that we had any projects that required a closed door or even to speak, if the last few weeks have been anything to go off of.”
Apr 13, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
[ drabble • secret dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]

Harry furrowed his brows in confusion. “So when the curse from Dolohov hit her abdomen… Instead of hurting her, it bounced back on him.”

“Right,” the Healer nodded, glad to finally see Harry grasp the concept.

“But there was no shield charm. We’ve analyzed everyone’s wands. Malfoy, Finnegan, Patil. No one saw Dolohov coming. /How/ did this happen?”

“This is a case of something we see once every decade or so. Every now and then, a fetus carries its own magical signature before birth. Our best
Apr 12, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
[ drabble • dramione • secret child ]

The pair sat in pointed silence until Leo ran upstairs to finish his homework. Draco had expected Hermione to busy herself by cleaning up dinner, but she allowed the plates and silverware to go untouched. Instead, she seemed determined to sit as still and quietly as she could manage until her unexpected guest could no longer bear the awkward tension.

Annoyed though he was, he couldn’t help but admire the determination necessary to think you could actually get rid of an unwanted visitor by simply waiting them out.