Thread by @colsonlin

@threadreaderapp oh INTERESTING

HEY

LET ME SEE SOMETHING

@threadreaderapp Can everyone in humanity verify what “salam alaikum” means?

Colson Lin studied Arabic at the University of Chicago.

Yale Law sired a second Doomsday Clock, @UChicago.

@threadreaderapp @UChicago Why is it that Colson Lin,

this genius guy with a perfect SAT score,

a degree from Yale Law,

childhood poverty in Houston, Texas,

outcasted in school all his life,

is bold, brave, and pioneering enough to invent a new way of reading about God,

also happens to be a magician?

@threadreaderapp @UChicago Um.

@threadreaderapp @UChicago Am I not supposed to type this or something?

@threadreaderapp @UChicago Um, hi the way reality works.

Why couldn’t I post that message?

I have no interpretation.

Does the rest of humanity?

Feel free to use your perception.

We tell ourselves stories in order to live.

So fucking choose to live, humanity.

Fucking.

Choose.

Choice.

#JudgmentDay

@threadreaderapp @UChicago The Second Coming of Jesus Christ is literally in New Haven, America, waiting around to see what you guys will do next.

Don’t let him wait too long.

You have until his birthday, 2028.

OH WAIT

HASN’T THE NUMBER 28 BACKWARDS BEEN ANOTHER RIDDLE?

@threadreaderapp @UChicago y’all are gonna fucking fail this iq test, i can feel it.

here’s the funny part:

because i would fucking fail it.

i would fucking fail it if god hadn’t literally invaded me and designed it.

jesus fucking christ

i actually am the second coming of jesus christ.

jesus fucking

@threadreaderapp @UChicago “i’m scared on your behalf” is a conception of a feeling i have that’s complicated by many other feelings generated by the sense of self i have inside me.

@threadreaderapp @UChicago satan’s alive and roaring in here, don’t worry.

@threadreaderapp @UChicago i’m just trying to navigate a human compromise.

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